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44 M Lutz, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:03am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi! Thanks for checking out my "All About Me" page. First some wisdom and levity:

Awesome Quotes:

"If pets aren't allowed in heaven, I don't want to go there. I'll go where the pets are." -- Derek (Ricky Gervais as Derek on Netflix)

"No one can hurt you without your permission." -- Gandhi
(Keep that in mind when using this and other dating sites. It's easy to get your feelings hurt...)

"You can be into traveling, but the world's only so big innit? So eventually you're gonna run out of places to visit. Whereas biscuits....there's loads of them." -- Karl Pilkington (From 'An Idiot Abroad')

Another Derekism:

(Dialogue between Derek and a waiter at a French restaurant about frog's legs)

waiter: Tastes a little bit like chicken.
Derek: Have you got any chicken?
waiter: Yeah.
Derek: So, why, why you eating frogs before the chicken's run out?

That cracks me up every time!

Movies are great, but only some need to be seen in the theater. Some are better at home. Is there anything worse than sitting in the theater, you know something awesome is about to happen, but you have to pee so bad from the gallon of diet coke you drank while waiting for the movie to start?! It happens every time!!

I want to find someone that shares some common interests or maybe some new interests we could discover together.
I am looking for someone with a sense of humor and who is health conscious. It's OK if she isn't a fitness model, but as long as she lives a healthy lifestyle, that is all that matters. Humor is the key! Along with humor comes fun. What's better than fun?? Nothing! If you know of something, please enlighten me. :)
As for the pace...I learned the hard way not to rush into anything. I would like to meet, see how it goes, and try to cultivate a friendship or at least know that it is possible before moving forward. Trust me, it's better for everyone that way.

Random Thoughts:

- Bars/clubs - Ever notice that when you see someone in a bar/club they look one way, then you get outside or apply an amount of light anywhere between a 60 watt bulb and sunlight, they look another way. It's just like the episode of Seinfeld in which the woman was a "two-face". Also, as the night goes on, the room gets darker! is that necessary? They know the odds are that we have been drinking the whole time. Why add darkness to the mix?- Dating profiles - After surfing through what must be hundreds of your profiles and pics I find myself pondering a few thoughts:

1) What's the deal with fedoras? Did the hat people get together in an effort to stimulate interest in hats that's been declining since the Roaring 20's and sponsor a fedora giveaway to all the pretty women?

2) Pics in cars. Is it because you check yourself in the mirror as soon as you get in and if you think to yourself, "I look good right now!" then your next thought is "Selfie!!"? Is it for proof that you have a car? Is there just something about driving and using your phone that appeals to women in general? Don't get me wrong, many of these pics are really good (same with the hats). Just curious.

3) Pics with dudes. If you are posting a pic with a dude, it's a good idea to label them. For instance: "My cousin", "My brother", "My mailman", "My OB/Gyn"....something.

4) Pics with other women. Again...you should probably label these to identify yourself. I know it's obvious to you which one you are...but not to us. Also, and this is just a thought, try to be the best looking one in the bunch. ;)

5) Sunglasses. We want to see your eyes. One or two pic in shades is OK, but not all of them
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I was a surgical tech in the Air Force, now I'm going to school at USF full time and planning on doing something in Public Health when I'm done. There isn't anything a can/want to do with the BS in Management I got from UMUC, so I am returning to my comfort zone; the medical field. :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Racquetball (compared to recreational players).
Candy Crush
Making chili, lasagna, breakfast skillet, smoked turkey on the grill, and a few other things.
Attention to detail. (this can be a good or bad thing) One of my superpowers is immediately spotting what's wrong with any hotel room. It's very rare that I stay in one that has no issues at all.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm delicious...? I don't know! How would I know what other people notice about me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Song of Ice and Fire series (AKA Game of Thrones) and as with most of these, the books are better than the show.
Hunger Games (although the movie was good, again, the books are better).
The Zombie Survival Guide

Movies:
Matrix Trilogy
Underworld Series
Back to the Future Trilogy
Most John Hughes Movies (Sixteen Candles, Breakfast Club, Home Alone, all the 'Vacation' movies, etc)

Shows:
Seinfeld, The Office (US and UK), Modern Family, The Walking Dead, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Eastbound and Down, Californication, VEEP, Derek, 24, Tosh.0, King of Queens...

Music:
Evanescence, Digital Daggers, Nero, Klaypex, Krewella, Run DMC, Beastie Boys, New Edition, Linkin Park, Chicago, Journey

Food:
Indian, Asian, Italian, Mexican, Greek
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kids
My dog
Racquetball
Air conditioning
Diet Coke
Ice Cream
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Awesome new inventions that I never write down or follow up with, then someone else develops it and makes a fortune! Why does this keep happening to me?! (collapsible dog bowl, Meximelt, sports mask to keep bugs from flying in your mouth while running, the list goes on and on)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Scouring Netflix for a new series to get in to.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Really?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are single
You are health conscious
You like dogs
You don't smoke

Bonus if you can sing like Amy Lee!!