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RollieProle

26 Oakland, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:56pm
Orientation
Straight
Body Type
Used up
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Law
Status
Single
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just another contemptuous carbon blob.
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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Planning my escape.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
opening lawyer's mail for them, book-hording, perfecting my contempt for humanity, ignoring the single file boarding line for BART, toiling, thinking of band names based on Simpsons references, missing shows.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was in high school my friend told me that I aged in dog years...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lately: Russell Banks, Don DeLlillo, John Ashbery.

Night Catches Us, Moon, Z, The Last Wave, L'Avventura.

http://sorrowsband.bandcamp.com/album/demo

http://8tracks.com/diasporadramazine/we-like-hardcore

http://katorgaworks.bigcartel.com/product/vexx-a-la-mode-7

http://sheermag.bandcamp.com/

Latterman, RVIVR, Iron Chic, Sour Patch, Algernon Caldwalder, Rites of Spring, Lifetime, Kid Dynamite, The Dicks, One Last Wish, Radiator Hospital, Spraynard, Parasol, Joyride, Benny the Jet Rodriguez, Paint it Black, Punch, Martha, High Dive, Tenement, Sheer Mag, Vexx, Frankie Cosmos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
bubbles in my water, coffee, books, bikes, records, alone time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
traveling, escaping to the woods.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Planning my escape.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to get coffee and judge people. You refuse to watch any episodes of The Simpsons after season 9. You don't list anything by Chuck Palahniuk under "Favorite Books".