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Rolotron

29 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:37am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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To be continued.
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing sketch comedy: www.youtube.com/Bodykarate

I'm really just biding my time until I qualify for the American olympic baton twirling team.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Skip-It, Crossfire, Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Retaining useless knowledge. I meeean a lot of useless information.

Entertaining myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My bust, then my eyes, then usually back to my bust.

And apparently I have a very interesting voice, in a good way. Or so I'm told.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Ghostbusters, Jurassic Park, Baseketball, Airplane, the Naked Gun series, Spaceballs, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Princess Bride, Anchorman, any Arnold movie especially True Lies, American Psycho, The Big Sleep, The Great Dictator, Double Indemnity, and soooo many more.

TV: The League, Psych, South Park, Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, The IT Crowd (favorite), Hannibal, Game of Thrones.

Music: The elevator kind.

Food: I'm on a hunger strike to protest hunger strikes. But when I'm done with that, I think I'll grab some Ramen or something. But not the $0.17 kind you buy at like a Ralphs, the $0.17 kind they serve you in a restaurant.
The six things I could never do without
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Pastor (the marinated kind, not the communion giving kind)

Highlights Magazines

Figuring out what six things I could never do without

Those sticky hands you get in the quarter machines at grocery stores

My pocket protector

Hummus
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How alive is Johnny-Five, really?

What the original American Gladiators are currently doing with their lives.

The Chicago Bears, which leads to headaches mostly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I eat in my sleep. No seriously, it's weird. I can't explain it. I've been doing it since I was a kid. I woke up once with a half-eaten piece of pizza stuck to my leg and alcohol was not involved.
You should message me if
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you lost a bet or won a bet, but definitely not if you have a gambling problem.

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