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Rolotron

28 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:05pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I write stuff and make jokes.

Sorry, that was really longwinded, I'll try to be more to the point henceforth.

I work a lot, but only because I love what I do. But that doesn't mean I'm consumed by my work. I like being active and playing sports. I do go to the gym a lot, but I'm not a douche about it, don't worry. I really want to explore LA, see more museums and galleries. I've lived here for about 3 years, but I don't feel like I've seen enough of it yet.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing sketch comedy: www.youtube.com/Bodykarate

I also work as an editor at a production company, but only until I qualify for the American olympic baton twirling team.
I’m really good at
Skip-It, Crossfire, Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Retaining useless knowledge. I meeean a lot of useless information.

Figuring out how things work and fixin' stuff (you can't hear, but I was doing a southern accent, it seemed fitting)

Entertaining myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
My bust, then my eyes, then usually back to my bust.

And apparently I have a very interesting voice, in a good way. Or so I'm told.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Ghostbusters, Jurassic Park, Baseketball, Airplane, the Naked Gun series, Spaceballs, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Princess Bride, Anchorman, any Arnold movie especially True Lies, American Psycho, The Big Sleep, The Great Dictator, Double Indemnity, and soooo many more.

TV: The League, Psych, South Park, Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, The IT Crowd (favorite), Hannibal, Game of Thrones.

Music: The elevator kind.

Food: I'm on a hunger strike to protest hunger strikes. But when I'm done with that, probably sushi or a burrito. Oooor a sushi burrito.
The six things I could never do without
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Highlights Magazines

Figuring out what six things I could never do without

Those sticky hands you get in the quarter machines at grocery stores

My pocket protector

Hummus
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How alive is Johnny-Five, really? And where can I get one of those shoulder canons?

What the original American Gladiators are currently doing with their lives.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having a typical Wednesday night, sometimes Thursday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sleep eat. No seriously, it's weird. I can't explain it. I've been doing it since I was a kid.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–31
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you're friends with Native American Joe Pesci.
You can tell me a funny story.
You like burritos.
You own a penguin.
ESPECIALLY IF YOU OWN A PENGUIN.