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23 San Francisco, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Oct 11
Hispanic / Latin
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let's see - I'm a pretty happy guy - I love my job, I love my friends, I play soccer, I draw something new every day, etc etc. I hate self-deprecating humor because I'm the worst at it.

Get it? Ha! Wait no you didnt? Oh. Okay moving on.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Industrial Design! What is industrial design you ask? I design factories!?


I make stuff - products! I have a website but if i plug it in here then I'll feel like I'm just doing shameless promotion and that's embarrassing.

Just finished school. New city, new job, new life.

... or something philosophical like that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ironically filling out what I'm really good at on dating profiles. So meta.

Oh also trying to harmonize. Try being key word but it's something.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I wrote other stuff but then I remember I like karaoke and that seems to take priority so karaoke.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Water
2. Subtle humor
3. Peace & Love™
4.Corporate America
6. An elementary school education
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Famous Amos™ (Hail corporate america)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Uh I ran over a rabbit once, and killed the little dude. It actually really got to me... so much that I had to pull over for a little while. It sucked.

Usually, I'm strong and manly and would have just gone home to shower in car oil, but this instance just really cut straight to my soul :(
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've got a bad joke. Or you think you can beat my bad jokes.

(Hint: you can't)

If you like to think about philosophical things. If you know where the sun goes every night. Actually, don't answer that, it already dawned on me. heh. Get it? "Dawned" on me?

If you like this sampler of my comedy routine. I'll be here all week. And probably all month. Who are we kidding.