Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I always come up with super clever things while I'm in the shower
or driving, but then I forget. Seriously though, they're
Lets see... I'm a pretty content guy, I'm happy, I play soccer, I
draw, and I love my job. Just recently started running again
(because I busted my knees about a year ago, NOT because I'm a lazy
bastard. Again, it's NOT because I'm).
Actually, my first run I spread my arms wide in a sign of freedom
and everyone within a mile cringed.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Yeaaa.... so I'm an Industrial Design dude. Just finished school.
New city, new job, new life.
... or something philosophical like that. My green mesh smoothie
just finished so have to go do yoga.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Here's the question, if I say that I can model, what do you
Did you think that I meant that I can lay on a beach with sand over
my body and waves crashing into my chest hair while I give you a
look? Well no... I can't do that (but I can certainly try).
No, I can sit in a chair and make 3D things while eating Famous
Amos cookies*. I'll probably still do the sexy look though, for
*Disclaimer: Choice of snack may vary. Currently the snack of
choice is Famous Amos. So hot right now. Famous Amos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. Subtle humor
3. Peace & Love™
6. An elementary school education
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Famous Amos™ (Hail corporate america)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Uh I ran over a rabbit once, and killed the little dude. It
actually really got to me... so much that I had to pull over for a
little while. It sucked.
Usually, I'm strong and manly and would have just gone home to
shower in car oil, but this instance just really cut straight to my
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've got a bad joke. Or you think you can beat my bad
(Hint: you can't)
If you like to think about philosophical things. If you know where
the sun goes every night. Actually, don't answer that, it already
dawned on me. heh.
If you like this sampler of my comedy routine. I'll be here all
week. And probably all months. Who are we kidding - I have no life.
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