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22 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:05am
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I always come up with super clever things while I'm in the shower or driving, but then I forget. Seriously though, they're hilarious.

Lets see... I'm a pretty content guy, I'm happy, I play soccer, I draw, and I love my job. Just recently started running again (because I busted my knees about a year ago, NOT because I'm a lazy bastard. Again, it's NOT because I'm).

Actually, my first run I spread my arms wide in a sign of freedom and everyone within a mile cringed.
What I’m doing with my life
Yeaaa.... so I'm an Industrial Design student who just finished a year-long internship at Intel. I'm heading back to school in fall to finish my senior year. Riveting stuff.
I’m really good at
Design programs.

Here's the question, if I say that I can model, what do you think?

Did you think that I meant that I can lay on a beach with sand over my body and waves crashing into my chest hair while I give you a look? Well no... I can't do that (but I can certainly try).

No, I can sit in a chair and make 3D things while eating Famous Amos cookies*. I'll probably still do the sexy look though, for good measure.

*Disclaimer: Choice of snack may vary. Currently the snack of choice is Famous Amos. So hot right now. Famous Amos.
The six things I could never do without
1. Water
2. Subtle humor
3. Peace & Love™
4.Corporate America
6. An elementary school education
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Famous Amos™ (Hail corporate america)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Uh I ran over a rabbit once, and killed the little dude. It actually really got to me... so much that I had to pull over for a little while. It sucked.

Usually, I'm strong and manly and would have just gone home to shower in car oil, but this instance just really cut straight to my soul :(
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You've got a bad joke. Or you think you can beat my bad jokes.

(Hint: you can't)

If you like to think about philosophical things. If you know where the sun goes every night. Actually, don't answer that, it already dawned on me. heh.

If you like this sampler of my comedy routine. I'll be here all week. And probably all months. Who are we kidding - I have no life.