Well its been a magical journey thus far, lets drop some of the potentially deal breaking elements of my personality. I'm a nerd, not in the way that everyone's a nerd nowadays... "back in my day..." But I'm really king of the nerds. I play dungeons and dragons twice a month. I have a twenty sided die and an xbox logo incorporated into a dart tattoo. My ringtone is the fairy fountain from Zelda, the alert, treasure discovery noise. I play a game called warhammer 40k, essentially toy solider models I assemble, paint (pretty damn well), and wage war against someone else. Its all surrounded by an incredibly rich fiction. This fiction has been etched into my skin as well, making for a pretty great piece of art on my arm. Any given weekend I may gather with a group of friends and play board games, good ones. Arkam horror, small world, ticket to ride, settlers of catan, Puerto Rico, red dragon inn, last night on earth. I've dedicated so much time to this element just because I know its not every ladies cup of tea shall I cliche? I'm not looking for a clone (ugh how creepy!?) but just know I have certain hobbies outside the lines that you would have to tolerate. (If you enjoy any aforementioned distractions, messge me. Possible proposal to follow.)
Well I'll move on, if the last paragraph didn't cause your lady parts to be sucked back into your body perhaps your still reading. I love cooking, most especially grilling. Will grill in any weather, who puts their grill away!? Steaks in a snowstorm, sounds like heaven to my. Just throw in a gin and tonic or two... amazing.
I'm also incredibly awkward at times, especially with both dating online and off. Ive been something of a serial monogamist my entire dating career. My last few serious relationships were seven years, five years and three before that, with some life experience sprinkled in between. So needless to say I have not the faintest clue when I'm supposed to start texting, calling, and hopefully eventually take you out... I know not of rules or games that must be played, I'm just going to roll with honesty, clumsily stumbling over myself until you kick my ass to blocked, or we get married and move to the shire. I'm honest, loyal, funny, and thoughtful... I know that's what every dude is going to rock right out front, I don't expect your instant acceptance, those qualities are earned through illustration.