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PimpinforSatan

51 M Atlanta, GA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
DISCLAIMER: We all know online dating is bullshit, for the most part. It's tempered with unrealistic expectations, dreamers and perverts in disguise. However, I shall remain positive because I'm only looking for only one exceptional young lady.

Also, if you laughed or said WTF at my screen name, read on. You'll be surprised. It's a test; let's see if you pass!

I'm an optimistic, physically fit masculine guy and I like women with feminine qualities; kind of girly girl tomboy type, but girly girls are just fine by me. I'm enjoying the journey I've been on to rediscover myself and work on my body. Currently, about 10lbs away from my goal and I'm pretty stoked about it! I might go 10 more after that...

My humble abode is in Inman Park, close to everything in a great walking neighborhood. I like to cook, drink wine or beer (while cooking) and the occasional frozen margarita; I have a quick an easy recipe. I love to cook and drink with a partner...FYI

You are a fun spirit, full of life and like to experience new things; spiritually, emotionally and physically. Let's laugh and have fun! What a concept, right?

You enjoy intimacy and everything that goes along with that and that's what I'm looking for in a partner...lazy days, talking for hours, enjoying the little things that don't seem important but we know they are...our moments

I love being sensually alive and loving with the right person and long for something more; a deep connection where we can just 'be' and be ok with that. Tell me your dreams, your crazy plans, your hopes, your fears...

*FYI, I have 2 smart, beautiful (spawned from the depths of hell) children that live with me and they will for the next several years; their mom is out of the picture. No drama there. Single moms are welcome in my world and kid friendly individuals; my kids will always come first, after the dark lord of course...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
lookin fo mo bitchez ta pimp and...

writing, loving, being, improving my body and mind through exercise and healthier food choices

trying to write a book and raising my kids.

studying to become a real estate investor so I won't have to worry about money ever again---it looks like the right move to become financially independent fairly quickly

might buy a mountain bike very soon to for fun, exercise & riding to yoga class
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
writing (with the exception of profiles)
landscape design
being a father to my two kids
giving massages
burping loud
creativity
cooking frozen pizza
laughing at myself & others...often!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my height fo sho playa...then the fact that I'm really good in bed...not on the first date though, you slut...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind
The Matrix
all kinds of movies

I listen to many genres of music from country to jazz to heavy metal to pop. I really love music...and the soundtrack to Romeo is Bleeding:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H30a0vEut_M
dark, ethereal, sexy, just like the movie

This is also really cool, I love the way it builds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w5KCf8hXvo

This is really cool too although not in my usual playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Teaft0Kg-Ok

Wouldn't be complete w/o this in here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le-3MIBxQTw

My secret admiration. Don't judge me, she's very talented:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM

I love food, especially fresh seafood, fish tacos, chips and salsa...not too keen on anchovies, olives, yogurt and similar foods.

Starlight Drive In is one of my favorite places to go with the right company. Who knows how long it will be there...let's go!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
food
fun
adventure
smart phone
a good wine or beer
love
my kids' crazy laughter and energy
my friends and family
music
me time
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
spirituality, work, money, my kids, having time for exotic locales; especially Costa Rica and spending a Christmas holiday there very soon (and living there for a year when my kids are a little older)...maybe you can join us

...and why jelly doughnut holes sometimes have more jelly than the full size glazed jelly doughnuts

...and why people seem to interrupt each other all the time; this is very annoying and I call people on it all the time and you should too!

I also wonder why some 23 year old's look like they're in their 40's and some 40 year old's look like they're 23...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing something fun with my kids like pizza/movie night, the Drive-In, hosting a slumber party, walking up to L5P to get some dinner, etc...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I eat peanut butter straight out of the jar (a lot) and I'm much deeper than anyone realizes

and I really like this quote:
"A gentleman is simply a patient wolf"
~Lana Turner
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 38–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you laughed at my screen name, appreciate a twisted sense of humor, and...

you have a good heart, like kids, dogs and men. You're also in good shape, healthy, not on a lot of medications for health or mental reasons, are not a control freak and willing to make the rest up as we go along
(and/or)

you're up for a refreshing change and think you can beat me at thumb wrestling
(and/or)

you like 2" penises ;-)
hahahahaha