good at the intro, bad at the small talk, good at conversation, and
sometimes unable to recognize when the table doesn't want to hear your heated argument about the merits of XYZ.
My job requires me to write meticulous correspondence. I apologize if I don't hold my profile to similarly high standards.
I'm selectively intense about things. Examples: my bathroom is
super clean, but my room...well not so much. I like my clothes to
fit just right but I rarely wear matching socks (they are always
within earshot of the same color but rarely the same).
I really like food and usually find that to be a central
component of my social experience. A proper appetite and the
absence of aversions to food are attractive qualities. Does fried
sheep intestines sound delicious? No, they do not, but they are
awesome after you have had too much too drink. How about a large
rodent (Capybara)? That sounds horrible, except that its
wonderfully tender and tasty. I love street food and am not a
health person at all.
Note: If you are interested, message me. I have heard horror stories of attractive girls getting 250 messages in like a day. I'm sure that a message from me is nice for padding the stats, but I if you are attractive, I assume you are getting ton of messages. I'm reluctant to commit a lot of time to crafting witty quips from you profile. A message in the mold of the following is enough to get the ball rolling, "hello, you don't seem like a total brute. Beer?" Also, its the 21st century girls can be aggressive. (good quality)