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♪ Wherever its sez I'm from at the top is only to keep the stupid
♥ Quiver matches away and ALL of the other local woman who has ♫ a HARD time understanding and even though it is stated a few
♪ times in this profile...FRIENDS before sex!!!!!!
BTW...I am from Ambler PA.
Thank you for stopping by...I do not like to leave messages as I would rather the woman make her decision on whether we are a match for friends or a mate.
----About this site----
It started off as Hogwarts...
Now it's Lord of the Flies!!!!
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking,
I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking,
I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!! =))
Do you Dance?...Can you Dance?...There is a difference, and if the two are put together mixed with a splash of Style, a pinch of Passion, and a dash of Debonair. With a man and woman with the correct height and weight ratio, along with the right music tempo as they take the dance floor moving in such a rhythm where every move is an art form, an expression of desire! Yes DESIRE! The Desire to indulge into the abyss of expression. How the brain interprets the sonic personality of every pulsating rhythmic beat and accompanies the thousands of possible moves that create a display of visual art. A vertical expression of a horizontal wish! You have to hold her like the skin on her thigh is your reason for living...Let her go...like your heart is being ripped from your chest...Pull her back...Like you're gonna have your way with her... right there on the dance floor...And then...Finish...Like she's ruined you for life! The people who watch are anticipating their next move, watching my hands as they glide over her body in a modus operandi of luxuria. From a Paso Doble into a Tango, then STOP! as we look into each others eyes, time has stood still! NO! we are not catching our breath, we just had an quintessential orgasm!
The women wishing I was dancing with them! The men wishing they were dancing with me! LOL!! Only kidding! If you have NO sense of humor, you can STOP right now and move on to one of the other bozos! Look! I am a fun guy who just got out of a long relationship, and has no intention of jumping into another. I never hit, cheated or mistreated any woman (even though I'm Italian (LOL)..;). I am just looking for someone to go out dancing with and if something is there, GREAT, if not then at least we will have tons of fun together. So ladies if you have the ENERGY, If you have the height, (5'6"-6') contact me ;) And I do not watch SPORTS! (I can even SEW!) and I am not Gay, Bi Sexual, Bi Polar or Bi Ionic and I am 100% disease free!
So what am I looking for?
Not the hook up kind (I, like all of you women can get that ANY day/night of the week.)
LATEST UPDATE: Ladies...Girls...Women, you are putting out the WRONG info."long walks"! "watch sports"! you would get BETTER response if you put in something like: At this stage of the game, I know the rules... so if you are not a Loser..Boozer..or a Cruiser...Drop me a line and I might respond!
Men are shit and please do not mention any houses you have in other places...the "REAL" Shits are out there...they already screwed up their last mates life...keep you guard up and your heart down!
Guys do think with the wrong head...but GIRLS!!!....Don't kiss with the wrong lips!
A woman that is out of control has a man to blame!
A woman that is always smiling when in a relationship has a man that is attentive to her every needs!
You all say "Knowledge is power" so why the hell don't you use it?! I am talking about a phone call to their EX!!! Not all marriages end the best and there will always be one sided stories but you can find out so much from a 10 minute phone call that will save you the hitting, cheating, laziness, drinking, gambling, drugs and so on.
I strongly recommend you download and listen to Helen Reddy's version of "I Am Woman" and on the other hand "The Way Of Love" by Kathy Kirby (my favorite) or Cher! Also a great movie even if you have seen it....see it again...."Shall We Dance."
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm,
she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile,
she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'
Ladies keep in mind, YOU are the Tuxedo and men are just a pair of brown shoes!
NEWS FLASH Women have been wondering if there are just as many Bozos on the woman's side as they are on the men...Well ladies, this is one thing you will NEVER beat a man at...Men will ALWAYS have the crown at being a Bozo, for they are the breed that not only thinks with the wrong head but takes that head and give others (mostly women) a HEADACHE!
And YES! there is a plethora of women Bozos!
Show me a man, with a hole in his pocket,
And I'll show you a man, who feels cocky all day!
- Soupy Sales
Your only as strong as
the tables you dance on
the drinks you mix
& the friends you roll with.
Anyone need a HUG!!
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on!
I believe that you should work like you don't need the money
Love like you've never been hurt and
DANCE like nobody's watching!
Now for the joke of the WEEK ;)
When it comes to sex, I prefer a woman who likes it infrequently! (that's two words)
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car
-Emo Phillips....ThX Laura...You ROCK!
If you can't run with the BIG DOGS...
Stay the fu@k on the PORCH!