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30 M Springfield, MA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 20
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Not at all
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes cats
English (Poorly), French (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My sarcasm cuts to the core, I can be perverted, crude and ridiculous, but I am always honest. If I needed to lie to impress you... then you wouldn't like me for being me... Let's face it... if you don't like me then you are insane.
What I’m doing with my life
I run PWN Enterprises.

A technical solutions company for small to medium businesses. We essentially take care of almost anything related to electronic devices as well as websites, cards, brochures, business plans and slide presentations.
I’m really good at
It would not be gentlemanly to brag about such feats in a public forum.

I guess there is stuff like bowling, football and chess.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes\eyelashes, I have bright blue eyes and insanely long lashes. Most girls tell me they are jealous. See how jealous you are when they stab your pupil!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have a thirst to learn, most of the things I have learned I taught to myself....

I love rooting for the bad guy! Sometimes they have a point.

I love How I met your Mother, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead and the cliche old shows like Seinfield, Friends and I boycotted Boardwalk Empire after the season 2 finale.

I will cook for you. Cooking is another form of expression.

Meat, all kinds.

Soup, all different kinds... I LOVE soup.

I write music sometimes and play the guitar. My singing is hit or miss.

I love singing in the car with people. Disney songs, boy band crap, old 80's tunes... anything, it doesn't matter, even if I hate it.

My taste stretches from 80's metal to 90's grunge to some choice rap songs. I don't like most new stuff, and I'm not a big fan of country.
The six things I could never do without
1. Self Improvement
2. Car
3. Phone
4. Computer
5. Competition
6. Comfort
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My life goals and where I need to be and where I am going.

Or how does anything exist??

Or how many licks does it take to get to......
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends or home working when there's nowhere fun to go...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I will admit anything, any question can be answered, every rock can be unturned...

I have no secrets.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can deal with blunt-force honesty.

I am looking for friends more or less, and activated my account to help a friend talk to girls. :)

I don't beat around the bush. Come to think of it I don't like Bushes... presidents, shrubbery or pubic.