Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you don't watch game of thrones, you should stop reading this
and go start watching immediately. that's probably why you're
single... and we could never date.
Reddit, TED talks, NPR, baking, curiosity, problem solving, being
I'm slow to anger and quick to forgive. I love learning. I love to
teach and I love to be taught. I don't hide my feelings. I'm honest
to the point of being blunt.
My mom wouldn't lie, she says I'm a catch,
I hope okcupid can find me a match.
I value intelligence, sarcasm's key,
I'd love to find out that you're smarter than me.
Speaking your mind is what life's all about,
Forget about consequence, just let it out.
Sometimes I mock Jesus through song,
Your dogma is probably wrong,
If you think your religion is more right than others'
And babies can pop out of celibate mothers,
We certainly won't get along.
I think the ability to poke self-deprecating humor at yourself is
critical social skill. I judge people based mainly on their
storytelling abilities. I love solving problems. I'm a relationship
coach, grief counselor, and motivational speaker all rolled into
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
finding humor in things
finding resonant frequencies in a shower
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Firstly, you do not have 40 favorite anything.
Books: Freakonomics, The Giving Tree
Movies: Waking Life, A Scanner Darkly, Snatch, Clerks, The Usual
Suspects, Boondock Saints, 300, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels,
Lord of the Rings
TV: Game of Thrones, Orange is the New Black, Cash Cab
Music: I defy you to find a more talented group than Jurassic
Food: Hummus and baby carrots
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
organ donation, invasive species, pheromones, evolutionary
everything, the debt crisis, the obesity endemic, gender roles,
fiscal policy, bananas, family structure, Arab-Israeli relations,
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I type the word "douche", my phone tries to autocorrect it to
Also sometimes, I play chess.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to hear stories about the years I spent in prison.
You don't list "Jesus" as one of the 6 things you could never do
You want to challenge me to a game of Scramble with Friends.
You don't believe in dinosaurs... in which case you should also
reevaluate your belief system.
"Faith is the great cop-out, the great excuse to evade the need to
think and evaluate evidence. Faith is belief in spite of, even
perhaps because of, the lack of evidence." - Richard Dawkins
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