My Noisy Barroom Haiku:
"Hello :) I'm Evan"
"Kevin?" "No K, with an A"
"Devin!" (I walk away)
I'm so sweet that 9 out of 10 dentists do not recommend me.
I'm slow to anger and quick to forgive. I love learning. I love to teach and I love to be taught. I play soccer and racquetball... I've recently gotten into yoga and Pilates.
I don't hide my feelings. I'm honest to the point of being blunt. I love trivia. I'm curious like a cat. I ask way too many questions.
My mom wouldn't lie, she says I'm a catch,
I hope okcupid can find me a match.
I value intelligence, sarcasm's key,
I'd love to find out that you're smarter than me.
Speaking your mind is what life's all about,
Forget about consequence, just let it out.
I'll mock your religion through song,
Your dogma is probably wrong,
If you think your religion is more right than others'
And babies can pop out of celibate mothers,
We certainly won't get along.
I think the ability to poke self-deprecating humor at yourself is critical social skill. I judge people based mainly on their storytelling abilities. I love solving problems. I'm a relationship coach, grief counselor, and motivational speaker all rolled into one. I'm probably the most awesome person you'll meet on this site, and humble too.