Hello and welcome to my little corner of the internet. If you're reading this then chances are because I messaged you. You see, unlike the majority of guys on this site, I A. Read your profile and B. I have a legitimate interest. I typically only send the first message to girls who are artistic or nerdy. I also look for intelligence and integrity.
That's because that's who I am as well. No I'm not a taped glasses and suspenders cartoon cliche, I'm someone who likes a bonfire more then a club, camping more then a football game, a Marvel movie over a football movie or documentary on some rapper, a RPG over COD, so and so.
Other bullet points.
Animal lover (I have a cat, but love all animals and they generally love me)
Very creative (I have an etsy where I make trinkets and do other crafts such as chainmail and leatherwork)
College degree (bba)
I like nights inside with netflix as much as going out somewhere.
What I’m doing with my life
Working full time in assistant retail management. It's slowly killing me so I'm trying to find a Marketing Internship like my expensive degree says I should. I go camping whenever I have the opportunity, hit up garage sales in the summer when I have Thursdays off, and seeing movies when I can. Otherwise it's a cat in the lap and netflix.
I’m really good at
Making horrendous puns at the worst possible times. I'm pretty creativity, and I make some decent mixed drinks.
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't read books much anymore, but I do read wikipedia all the time and I like documentaries.
Lotr/Hobbit, Marvel, DC, Pacific Rim type movies, comedies.
King of the Hill, South Park, Metalocalpyse, Drawn Together, Big Bang Theory, Avatar tlab/Korra. Walking Dead.
Disturbed is my favorite band, otherwise I mostly listen to Power Metal bands from Europe, bands you probably never heard of. (Not to sound like a Hipster....stupid hipsters...)
Food goooooooood. I don't like fish (salmon, ewwww) or anything really spicey. At Buffalo Wild Wings I get Teriyaki and Honey BBQ, I don't go any higher then that.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How interesting it is that time as we perceive it is a function of light traveled. That if you were to teleport to a planet 2400 light years away and point a powerful enough telescope towards Earth, you could creep on Socrates giving a class.
On a typical Friday night I am
The same thing we do every night Pinky....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You should message me if
Picking guys based on 6 packs and tattoos hasn't been working too well for ya.