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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:13pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly)
My self-summary
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The phrase "I'm not like other guys/girls" is so common it's become a cliche. Men say it to get in your pants, and as for women, I haven't a clue. But what they usually fail to say is why they think they're different. If you're one of those girls that finds yourself dating the "same jerk" over and over again, well then let's take a look into that shall we.

I don't have to wear expensive designer clothing, trendy haircuts, and an obnoxious demeanor while parading around pretending I'm better then everyone else. (Marketing/psychology degree, I know these things!) Also I don't care if you do either. I would rather have an extra halfhour with the person I'm with then spending that halfhour sitting on your couch awkwardly watching whatever your mom is watching on TV while you do your makeup. I don't care about sports, or making my goal in life to get wasted every weekend.

I'm a very creative person, and I have a few nerdy hobbies as well as many non nerdy ones. It's a shame so many people peg that as a bad thing. When looking for a girl the first things that attract me are intelligence, creativity, and something nerdy. I would have to say my "dream girl" would be an outgoing and artistic girl that I can have long conversations about either astronomy, philosophy, camping, or Lord of the Rings on any given day.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work for VG's, occasionally set up and tear down stages at Palace/DTE, and run a little home business mostly selling my art and reselling stuff strategically. My goal one day is to work in advertising, and my dream is to design funny commercials for large corporations. The kind you see during the superbowl that make you cry with laughter, that's what I want to be part of.
I’m really good at
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Creativity, trolling
The first things people usually notice about me
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Green eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Comedy, super hero movies, family guy, king of the hill, metalocalypse. I also watch a lot of internet cartoons and comics.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat
The freedom to only pick 5!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The same thing we do every night Pinky....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I play dagorhir
You should message me if
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So if you're sick of dating the same Jersey Shore reject over and over again, then I hope this appealed to you. If I message you, it's because unlike the rest of the copy/paste messages you get from others, I'm genuinely interested. If you're interested in me, I'm looking for something at MAXIMUM of 45 minutes away.