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26 Los Angeles, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:43pm
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Skating, bicycling, laughing sarcastically at your shitty joke. Cooking small children for dinner. I mean cooking dinner ;)

My day is whatever is clever.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
working as a guidance counselor for anxiety prone test takers of standardized tests. It's cool feeling as though I have an important hand in their future.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
going off in a tangent and debating with people. I give advice like a pro, I think the BA in psychology plagued me with zeus-like interpersonal reasoning skills. Beginnners luck is also something that happens to me often. I'll get challenged to a game I never heard of and beat you all the while looking at ease. It's usually embarrassing for the challenger. So you've been warned ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair and my confident demeanor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Girls Names
Velvet Underground
Little Girls
Logic MD
Wild Nothing
Beach House
Fleetwood Mac
Spacemen 3
The Germs
Joy Division
Cheese & Wine
Lobster mutherfucking Tail
Beer - not piss
Garcia Marquez
City of God
Son of Rambo
Slumdog Millionaire
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Orange is the New Black
Game of Thrones
House of Cards
Parks and Recreation
Hit and Miss
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The lists that include a phone or computer are boring and ill contrived. Obviously a phone is a neccessity unless you are a tramp. Not like lady. The other nature like type... (Disney has a wizard ability for ingraining your mind with archetypal characters right?!)

Here is my list, not neccessarily in order:

-Triple A Batteries
-Backup camera in my car (yes my car is awesome)
-That sensation you get when you crack your toes or fingers (Omg! Soooo good! )
-The moment you walk into a room of people with good vibes and your whole body relaxes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My Future, why people become Furries, the paradox of nihilism.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
orchestrating something that may be illegal or watching a movie. It really could go either way ha.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a hopscotch champion.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Don't message me if you're a couple

Do message me:
if you want to meet up; long winded email conversations with locals bore me. (And to be honest I find email convos to be on the surface)
If you have some uncanny ability, or are just good at making one up.
If you have a humorous one-liner
If you like conditional statements then definitely message me ;)