I could fill this profile section up 10 times over or we could just meet and talk about it. What do you think?
They, whoever they are, say that inspiration can come from anywhere. Well, a few too many women have inspired me to the discovery of ELOA.
ELOA, like Ebola, is a debilitating virus. However, unlike Ebola, ELOA, isnt fatal, its just infecting boring, and uptight tendencies into its victims.
Oh right, what does it stand for, ELOA. Early Loss Of Awesomeness. Anyone can be confident, brave, spontaneous, and adventurous in their twenties, but its keeping awesomeness alive that is the tricky part for most.
When confident, brave, spontaneous, and adventurous, are no longer true adjectives in someones life, just exaggerated labels on a profile, they are infected with ELOA.
Scientific studies show that if ELOA is ever eradicated, that would cause a huge economic impact and divorce attorneys would earn less money than the paper boy if ELOA is ever gone, so you go girl, support those attorneys!
Sometimes ELOA can get confused with a more common ailment known as PLBP or NLBP "priest or nun level bedroom prowess", another divorce attorney favorite :)
Either ailment, if you remember the lion, can be cured, all you need to do is make a trip to Emerald City to see the Wizard and you'll be as good as new ;)
Now keep calm and Donate Life!