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42 M Scottsdale, AZ

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 22
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
No Debbie Downers Allowed :)

I could fill this profile section up 10 times over or we could just meet and talk about it. What do you think?

They, whoever they are, say that inspiration can come from anywhere. Well, a few too many women have inspired me to the discovery of ELOA.

ELOA, like Ebola, is a debilitating virus. However, unlike Ebola, ELOA, isnt fatal, its just infecting boring, and uptight tendencies into its victims.

Oh right, what does it stand for, ELOA. Early Loss Of Awesomeness. Anyone can be confident, brave, spontaneous, and adventurous in their twenties, but its keeping awesomeness alive that is the tricky part for most.

When confident, brave, spontaneous, and adventurous, are no longer true adjectives in someones life, just exaggerated labels on a profile, they are infected with ELOA.

Scientific studies show that if ELOA is ever eradicated, that would cause a huge economic impact and divorce attorneys would earn less money than the paper boy if ELOA is ever gone, so you go girl, support those attorneys!

Sometimes ELOA can get confused with a more common ailment known as PLBP or NLBP "priest or nun level bedroom prowess", another divorce attorney favorite :)

Either ailment, if you remember the lion, can be cured, all you need to do is make a trip to Emerald City to see the Wizard and you'll be as good as new ;)

Now keep calm and Donate Life!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working towards the main goals. Creating ways and places that teach children 'how' to think, instead of 'what' to think

Being the change I want to see in the world :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a Big Kid Humanist

Believing in life BEFORE death :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look 10 yrs younger
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Diversity is too diverse :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Gravity, the sun, dead stars, Jupiter,the universe, life :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I am going to eventually splash the world with a huge glass of ice water by creating an environment for children to learn beyond belief.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at home or not at home
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If youre driving and see a new silver Nissan Versa, look at the back bumper, if you see the evolution fish bending over the jesus fish doggy style, lets talk about it
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1) You find indoctrinating children, before they can even spell, as irresponsible and abusive.

2) Even if you suck at dancing, you agree to appearances on a dance floor

3) You not only like the song "Girls just wanna have fun", you actually enjoy proving Cyndi Lauper right.

4) You are the coolest girl in the world. Second coolest isnt going to cut it, this isnt low hanging fruit over here, if you aint first your last :)

P.S--The woman below here has the mind of a champion :)