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27 London, UK Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 23
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and very serious about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I once sat next to Anthony Costa on the Central line and sang All Rise for him. He told me to piss off. Nailed it.

I like Comté, Vice, the Tudors (the period in history not the BBC drama, please), Cool Runnings, Nighty Night, dirty martinis, Radio 6, David Thorne, St Paul's carnival, Desert Island Discs, Louis CK, maps, Open Thread on Comment Is Free, Jonathan Creek and Rummikub.

Corned beef, people telling me about their dreams, Wonga adverts, carpeted bathrooms and Phil Collins make me gag and/or fill me with rage. Corned beef and Phil make me do both.

I am aware how the latter part of that statement reads.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working in social housing. No, I can't get you cheap digs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The Guardian quick crossword, recognising songs by their bass lines, pub quizzes, scrabble, losing my house keys and making dal, amongst other things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My troupe of dancing bears.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This Is The Kit, Volcano Choir, Banks, Alice Russell, The Shins, Outkast, D'Angelo (pre-drug/prostitute episode), Kings of Convenience, Jeff Buckley, Elliott Smith, Gregory Porter, Sufjan Stevens, Portico Quartet, Cinematic Orchestra, Laura Mvula, Nick Drake and things like this

Caitlin Moran's How to Build a Girl is my current commuting book of choice.

Curb, Broad City etc.

Big fan of Wes Anderson and Judd Apatow films... Films like Kes, Submarine, Max & Mary, Me You & Everyone We Know, Into the Wild, Human Traffic and Belle Ville Rendezvous get my vote too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Jon Snow
Saturday morning ritual scratch card
John Snow
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why Anthony didn't like my version of All Rise.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
2/3 gin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've never changed a lightbulb.
You should message me if
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Aside from the 'not a psychopath' shtick...

- You fancy a pint, a packet of scampi fries and a scrabble off.

- You've contributed to this

- You don't make an appearance here

- Our enemy % is more than 65 and you want a thumb wrestle.

- You know how to deter the amourous bastard foxes that keep shagging outside my bedroom window.

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