I like Comté, Vice, the Tudors (the period in history not the BBC drama, please), Cool Runnings, Nighty Night, dirty martinis, Radio 6, David Thorne, St Paul's carnival, Desert Island Discs, Louis CK, maps, Open Thread on Comment Is Free, Jonathan Creek and Rummikub.
Corned beef, people telling me about their dreams, Wonga adverts, carpeted bathrooms and Phil Collins make me gag and/or fill me with rage. Corned beef and Phil make me do both.
I am aware how the latter part of that statement reads.
Me and my pal are up for what we've termed "dates where you bring yer mates". She's helliecopter on here. Check her out, she is mega. No, we are not touting our wares as potential threesomers, you rotters. We like to think we are relatively funny and good company. If you don't think so, helliecopter will do her monkey impression as recompense. If you fancy some beers and a laugh and have some socially acceptable mates that you are willing to invite, then get in touch and we can get it on. So to speak.