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Ronniiee

27 F London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:30am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I once sat next to Anthony Costa on the Central line and sang All Rise for him. He told me to piss off. Nailed it.

I like Comté, Vice, the Tudors (the period in history not the BBC drama, please), Cool Runnings, Nighty Night, dirty martinis, Radio 6, David Thorne, St Paul's carnival, Desert Island Discs, Louis CK, maps, Open Thread on Comment Is Free, Jonathan Creek and Rummikub.

Corned beef, people telling me about their dreams, Wonga adverts, carpeted bathrooms and Phil Collins make me gag and/or fill me with rage. Corned beef and Phil make me do both.

I am aware how the latter part of that statement reads.

Me and my pal are up for what we've termed "dates where you bring yer mates". She's helliecopter on here. Check her out, she is mega. No, we are not touting our wares as potential threesomers, you rotters. We like to think we are relatively funny and good company. If you don't think so, helliecopter will do her monkey impression as recompense. If you fancy some beers and a laugh and have some socially acceptable mates that you are willing to invite, then get in touch and we can get it on. So to speak.
What I’m doing with my life
Working in social housing. No, I can't get you cheap digs.
I’m really good at
The Guardian quick crossword, recognising songs by their bass lines, pub quizzes, scrabble, losing my house keys and making dal, amongst other things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This Is The Kit, Volcano Choir, Banks, Alice Russell, The Shins, Outkast, D'Angelo (pre-drug/prostitute episode), Kings of Convenience, Jeff Buckley, Elliott Smith, Gregory Porter, Sufjan Stevens, Portico Quartet, Cinematic Orchestra, Laura Mvula, Nick Drake and things like this https://soundcloud.com/lee-j-malcolm/the-pleasure-of-finding-things

Caitlin Moran's How to Build a Girl is my current commuting book of choice.

Curb, Broad City etc.

Big fan of Wes Anderson and Judd Apatow films... Films like Kes, Submarine, Max & Mary, Me You & Everyone We Know, Into the Wild, Human Traffic and Belle Ville Rendezvous get my vote too.
The six things I could never do without
www.chickswithstevebuscemeyes.tumblr.com
Jon Snow
Buzzfeed
Saturday morning ritual scratch card
Coriander
John Snow
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why Anthony didn't like my version of All Rise.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've never changed a lightbulb.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Aside from the 'not a psychopath' shtick...

- You fancy a pint, a packet of scampi fries and a scrabble off.

- You've contributed to this http://newspaperdicks.tumblr.com/

- You don't make an appearance here http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/people-who-should-have-their-dating-privileges-revoked

- Our enemy % is more than 65 and you want a thumb wrestle.

- You know how to deter the amourous bastard foxes that keep shagging outside my bedroom window.