I dislike Nazis, child molesters, murderers, hipsters, cooked fruits and vegetables, undersized shooting guards, ears, Monty Python, drought, bacon on pizza, grown men in sports jerseys*, men under 50 who wear hats that serve no actual purpose, obligations, Antoine Walker and chronic bed-wetting.
I like to say that my primary motivations are spite and guilt, but that's just because I'm compensating for being nice and a bit of a pushover. Much like a caveman or other primitive human, my real motivations are hunger, fear of dinosaurs** and appeasement of the sky gods. Although I'm an only child and a bit self-centered, I try to be aware of it and it kind of creeps me out that I'm using "I" so much, even if this is a self-summary.
* Exceptions made for people actually doing activities that require the use of the jersey. Like rappin'.
** I am aware of the fact that cavemen and dinosaurs only lived at the same time in awesome movies, erotic fables and The Bible.