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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 25
Asian, White
5' 9" (1.76m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Dropped out of Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Tamil (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A mixed race guy with a posh voice; one of OKC's many, many moderators.

By day, a web/graphic designer/sales manager/conversion tester/boolean algebra genuis/photoshop guru/all round nice guy.

By night, asleep. Or at the pub. Or at a juggling/circus convention.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I don't think of myself as an entrepreneur, more of a do-er (see above; always gotta have a project on the go). I've been working in the e-commerce (online retail) field for some time, both in a hands on and consultancy aspect.

Outside of work, I DJ, play Guitar & Piano, think about travelling to far away places. Sometimes I get off my arse and actually travel.
When I get the time I like to keep myself active - going for walks seems to be the most amount of exercise I get, but I'd love to get back into rock-climbing and kayaking.

Kind of interested in photography; recently got myself a half decent camera and looking to step up my game. I realise that everyone & their mother is into photography but I like to think I have a half-decent eye for things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Juggling, unicycling, DJing, Coding
The first things people usually notice about me
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My ability to seem completely serious when I'm joking.
The way it looks like I'm joking when I'm being serious.
The fact that it doesnt take me long to get on a long tangent about something unrelated to the topic at hand.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV Shows: Newswipe/Screenwipe/How TV Ruined Your Life, The Mighty Boosh, Peep Show, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Arrested Development, Dexter, Strutter, Phone Shop.

Films: Blood Diamond, Cirque de Deus, Amelie, J. J. Abrams' Star Trek, Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade, Gandhi, The Constant Gardener.

Books: Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keys, My Lady Nicotine by J. M. Barrie, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson, and pretty much anything by Terry Pratchett or Salman Rushdie.

Music: I really like to span genres when it comes to music. While I write Dubstep and Drum & Bass as a hobby, I'd like to think that I listen to stuff varying from Felix Mendelssohn to Slipknot to Nick Cave. To name three. My philosophy on music is that I'll listen to anything at least once, and if I like it I'll listen to it obsessively.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music; There's never been a time when I have disliked music.
The Universe; It's big, and it's old, and rare things happen all the time.
Sleep; Wake me early and die.
Food; It allows me to be creative, and satisfied in my stomach.
Teasing people - This one's self explanatory.
Real Ale - Om nom nom.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Politics, Philosophy and Religion. Particularly when the latter two impact dramatically on the former.
I like to think I have a vivid imagination; to that end I like to write, doodle, picture myself travelling or deciding what I'll do with my life once I win the lottery.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Juggling in some park or another/at the pub/reading a book/gone clubbing. Take your pick.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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For me to know and you to find out.
You should message me if
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If you think we would get on, send me a message.

If you're looking for banter with a decent, caring, funny-in-his-own-very-humble-opinion guy with a slightly sarcastic streak, send me a message.

If you're looking to play mind games with someone, move along. I have no time for you.