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Rooster6824

28 Baton Rouge, LA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
May 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Transportation
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Slight Edit: haven't had to use this in quite some time, 2 years-ish. Pics on here are kinda bad (Read :Corny as the fuck) I'll upload new ones when I can. And now I return you to your regularly scheduled program.....

Time for the annual update I suppose, so here goes..........something.

Hel...Hello.........HELLO CLEVELAND!! Oh yeah, we're in Baton Rouge (maybe that's why their booing me. Oh well, they suck anyway..oh yeah, online profile writing n' shit)

Name's Andrew, uhhh, yeah...well, hmmm....

Let's see, self summary, well I'm a big asshole with a gigantic heart. Really I'm just rough around the edges, but once you get inside you realize everything is for a specific reason and I'm more like a cuddly dog who just likes to growl to hear his own voice. I'm a loving person, hidden behind what seems to be controlled madness. ***EDIT!!!- I've realized that I'm not really that big of an asshole anymore. Not really that rough either, yes, military life makes me think differently than most civilians, but I'm a lot more relaxed and level headed than I give myself credit for. End EDIT***

An old soul I am, with old traditions left in my core. I don't see the point in lying to someone, or attempting to be something that you are not for whatever reason. I'm honest to a brutal point, I'm Mr. Serious half the time and The Joker at others.

I value real people, with weight behind them. Anything less is simply a waste of time. Nothing in life is guaranteed, nothing is trivial, so I don't waste my time on games or insecure people who aren't ready to be a real person yet.

Do me a favor, look at the nearest clock to you. Notice how time moves forward? It won't wait for you, so why can't somebody spend as much time as they can enjoying life? Everyday we write our own story, interpret that how you will.

Anything else you wanna know, feel free to message and ask. I promise, I'm not as big of a asshole that I come off as, I'm a lot more sarcastic humor and sweetheart mixed. And in case you're wondering, yes, I fucking love waffles.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a independent contractor, I deliver auto parts to many places around baton rouge for a company called XL Auto Parts. Aside from that, just keeping on keeping on I suppose.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having a good time, making people laugh and making people wanna punch me in the face. I'm a jack of all trades, master of none, but Sith Apprentice of quite a few :-).

I'm a great listener and conversation partner. I understand emotions quite well, and can relate to a lot of things. I'm well with words I'm told, and my use of them to express myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I seem to stand out to certain people, never really got a explanation for that. Oh well, some things are better left unanswered, right?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I can't read for crap, apparently books make me ADHD, I just start skipping all over the place on the page. I do love me a good movie tho. I love Horror movies, especially the movies that are deep. A quick slasher film like Friday the 13th is always fun, but I'd rather something like The Strangers or even Rob Zombie's version of Halloween. Something that is a psychological mindfuck that still bothers you days after seeing it is always the best. I like other genre's as well, a good comedy or action movie is always nice. I will watch a lovey dovey drama chick flick, just don't tell nobody.........

Music is a big part of my life, and just like movies and people, the deeper the better! Mad Season, Tool, Staind, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, A Perfect Circle, StoneSour, Slipknot, Nirvana, Creed, Alterbridge, Bulletproof Messenger,Down, Kopek, Rise Against, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, Buckcherry, etc etc. I love 90's grunge and anything that is more than just "it sounds good." Pretty much, from Little Richard to Killswitch Engage. ****EDIT!!! - Wowza, soo much great music not heard on the radio. Hurt, Saint Savior, Living Colour, Phil Collins, etc etc. I listen to damn near anything, metal to rock, pop to classical, little rap/hip-hop and country.

I "heart" American food. BBQ, 'burgers, hotdogs, etc, etc. I also love Italian. And catfish, oh man, I will beat my best friend with another friend's arm for catfish!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) Conversation, about anything really.
2.) Some type of entertainment-Gaming or card playing, bowling or something something.
3.) Physical Affection.
4.) The ability to laugh.
5.) The hard wiring that I got from the military.
6.) .....The ability to EDIT!!!.....No, there's no EDIT!!! here, just scroll down.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If a Zombie outbreak happens in Vegas, will it stay in Vegas?

What does a fish have to do with Jesus?

Is there only one Waldo, or does he have thousands of brothers or clones?

End of the world scenarios and the utter failure of those so far.

The endless cycle of the question : Why?

What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

If you type #poundsign, will the Internet implode on itself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Whatever sounds good at the moment really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a little hard to get inside of, but I'm really an open book. Ask away if you wish.

I'm one of those people that knows what they want, I just don't know if I'm ready for it yet. It's hard to hand over the keys to your heart.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've enjoyed what you've read, think we can make a connection or for whatever other reason you can think of really.

Boredom? That's a good reason I'd guess.