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28 Baton Rouge, LA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jun 20
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a down to earth guy, been through some things and learned from mistakes, got the experience of a lifetime in the process.

I'm kinda one part hopeless romantic and 2 parts Joker. I can be quite blunt, don't really enjoy beating around the bush with things. That straightforwardness can be a turn off, but for whom it isn't, it's a blessing.

I enjoy humor, all kinds really, but of course there's a time and a place for everything.

I don't wanna put too much here, that gets rid of part of the fun in this, which is learning. So, yeah...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a independent contractor, I deliver auto parts to many places around baton rouge for a company called XL Auto Parts. Aside from that, just keeping on keeping on I suppose.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having a good time, making people laugh and making people wanna punch me in the face. I'm a jack of all trades, master of none, but Sith Apprentice of quite a few :-).

I'm a great listener and conversation partner. I understand emotions quite well, and can relate to a lot of things. I'm well with words I'm told, and my use of them to express myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's been said that i'm a person that is completely comfortable to be around after a short amount of time. I've been labeled as extremely well adjusted with an open mind and very adaptable.

Long story short was "extremely evolved." Little tacky sounding for me, but ehh..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I can't read for crap, apparently books make me ADHD, I just start skipping all over the place on the page. I do dig me some movies though, big fan of horror and action. Comedy is always good.

Music is a much broader medium for me. Mad Season, Tool, Staind, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, A Perfect Circle, StoneSour, Slipknot, Nirvana, Creed, Alterbridge, Bulletproof Messenger,Down, Kopek, AFI, Panic at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, Rise Against, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, Buckcherry, etc etc. I love 90's grunge! Pretty much, from Little Richard to Killswitch Engage. Hurt, Saint Savior, Living Colour, Phil Collins, etc etc. I listen to damn near anything, metal to rock, pop to classical, little rap/hip-hop and country.

I "heart" 'Murican food. BBQ, 'burgers, hotdogs, etc, etc. I also love Italian. And catfish!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) Conversation, about anything really.
2.) Some type of entertainment-Gaming or card playing, bowling or something something.
3.) Physical Affection.
4.) The ability to laugh.
5.) My mind.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If a Zombie outbreak happens in Vegas, will it stay in Vegas?

What does a fish have to do with Jesus?

Is there only one Waldo, or does he have thousands of brothers or clones?

End of the world scenarios and the utter failure of those so far.

The endless cycle of the question : Why?

What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

If you type #poundsign, will the Internet implode on itself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Whatever sounds good at the moment really. Probably playing Magic the Gathering with the friends or watching wrestling. #nerdlife

But lately, nothing :-(
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a little hard to get inside of, but I'm really an open book. Ask away if you wish.

I'm one of those people that knows what they want, I just don't know if I'm ready for it yet. It's hard to hand over the keys to your heart and to be honest to perfect strangers, I'm kinda scared to give the wrong person those keys again.
You should message me if
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You've enjoyed what you've read, think we can make a connection or for whatever other reason you can think of really.

Boredom? That's a good reason I'd guess.