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UpRoryous

26 M Montclair, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a Psychologist by trade, an amateur athlete by heart, and Batman by night... or some variation of that.

Other facts:

Pragmatic. Frequent traveler. Jerky expert. Extraverted introvert. Grad school grad. Football & baseball enthusiast. Outdoorsman. Amateur carpender. Home brewer. Monkeys' uncle. Avid reader. Walking trivia answer. Dog rile-er-up-er. Snarky comedian. World traveler. Strict omnivore. Outspoken curmudgeon. Excellent planner. Terrible runner. Punk rocker. Adult child. Dry clean only. A great source for all your daily vitamins and minerals. 100% awesome. 93% fat free and 50% sure I stole some of this information from a nutrition label.
What I’m doing with my life
Just finished my masters. Will I/O Psychologize you for food. Gainfully employed at a training and development company in NYC.

I use said money to travel as much as possible, to buy delicious food and to dote on the people around me.
I’m really good at
Crossword puzzles, Galaga, cooking eggs, keeping a gym schedule, Jimmy Stewart and James Earl Jones impressions.

I'm not good at:
Whispering
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm quietly hysterical. I make the peace sign for a lot of picture.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
music: Psychedelic Furs, Nouvelle Vague, Public Image, Violent Femmes, Bowie, Blondie, Social Distortion, Mumford and Sons, New Order, Patti Smith, Dirty Pretty Things, Bob Dylan, Spoon, T rex, Dead Kennedys, The Clash, Radiohead, K'naan, Sonic Youth, Lou Reed, The Smiths, Garbage, Edith Piaf, Neil Young, the Cranberries, Joy Division, Iggy Pop, Gang of Four, The Jam, Sublime.

Movies: It's a Wonderful Life, the Big Sleep, Up, Jaws, Groundhog Day, Indiana Jones 1 & 3, O Brother, Where Art Thou, Gattaca, a Life Less Ordinary, Young Frankenstein, Cool Hand Luke, High Noon, Miyazaki movies, Fritz Lang movies.

Books: Orwell, Vonnegut, Steinbeck, Hemingway, Milton, Conan Doyle, RR Martin, Pullman, Bradbury---Lolita, Just Kids, Freakonomics, Atlas Shrugged, the Classics of Organizational Behavior

Shows: The Muppet Show, Justified, Firefly, Andy Griffith Show, Louie, Walking Dead, True Detective, Sherlock.

Food: literally everything but sweet potatoes.
The six things I could never do without
Muppets
Bacon
Falafel
Memory Foam
Gummy Vitamins
Humphrey Bogart
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Student loans and my next tattoo.

If I should give up all worldly possessions and seek a shelter by a lake.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking classy beer with semi-classy people
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
at heart.... I'm secretly just a grouchy old guy who wants kids to stay off his lawn.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're spontaneous and challenging and intelligent with a tendency to be weird.