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UpRoryous

27 Montclair, NJ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Management
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Facts:

Pragmatic. Frequent traveler. Jerky expert. Extroverted introvert. Grad school grad. Football & baseball enthusiast. Outdoorsman. Amateur carpenter. Home brewer. Monkeys' uncle. Voracious reader. Walking wikipedia. Dog rile-er-up-er. Snarky comedian. World traveler. Strict omnivore. Outspoken curmudgeon. Excellent planner. Terrible runner. Punk rocker. Adult child. Dry clean only. A great source for all your daily vitamins and minerals. 100% awesome. 93% fat free and 50% sure I stole some of this information from a nutrition label.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I finished my master last January. Will I/O Psychologize you for food. Gainfully employed at a training and development company in NYC. It's great and I love every day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Crossword puzzles, Galaga, cooking eggs, remembering things.

I'm not good at:
Whispering
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've good manners and a great beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Keeping these lists short was an exercise in restraint.

music: Psychedelic Furs, Bowie, Social Distortion, Patti Smith, K'naan, Lou Reed, The Smiths, Edith Piaf, Iggy Pop

Movies: It's a Wonderful Life, the Big Sleep, Jaws, a Life Less Ordinary, Miyazaki movies

Books: Orwell, Vonnegut, Hemingway, RR Martin, Pullman---Just Kids, Freakonomics, Atlas Shrugged, a Song of Ice and Fire. Currently reading: East of Eden

Food: literally everything but sweet potatoes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Muppets
Self contained irony
Falafel
Memory Foam
Gummy Vitamins
Humphrey Bogart
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Student loans and my next tattoo.

If I should give up all worldly possessions and seek a shelter by a lake.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking classy beer with semi-classy people
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This entire profile was an elaborate ruse to get you to think I'm cool.
You should message me if
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You've got brains.