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Rorschach42

32 Maidstone, UK Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Rather not say
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), French (Okay), Japanese (Poorly), Esperanto (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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After an overdue rewrite of my profile, I no longer have anything interesting to write here. I'm frightfully dull.

Having just moved to Maidstone, I'm still adapting after too long living in pretty Kentish villages. There're, like, shops and stuff here.
Edit: Looks like I'm going to be moving to the SE outskirts of London now. Slowly migrating west...

Ongoing battles with whether or not I smoke and whether or not I have a beard.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a disillusioned ex-IT geek, now a lot happier my work actually involves social interaction.

Apart from that...
Failing to keep up with martial arts. Hanging out in old-man pubs drinking real ale. I'm thinking of getting a flat-cap. Maybe a whippet...

I lift heavy things for fun. This involves hurting a lot, but does mean I can channel my borderline OCD into something more productive than organising my music collection.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being awesome.
Gaming, though that's more due to practice than any innate skill.
Looming.
Filling out TPS Reports.
Making a proper cup of tea. Damnit people; this isn't rocket surgery.
Cooking steak.
Arguing loudly with adverts.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hrm, I have a long brown leather coat that seems to have a polarising effect on people. It's like marmite. Which is also brown.

And no, despite Firefly being a guilty pleasure of mine, I don't base my wardrobe on the show.

If I'm not wearing the coat, ie. during rare events such as heatwaves and showers, they might notice various piercings. Hey, what are you doing in my shower?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(a) Here're some authors instead. Alan Moore (quelle surprise), Raymond E Feist for self-indulgent fantasy moments, Noam Chomsky, Iain M Banks, Audrous Huxley, Frank Herbert, Robert E Heinlein, man if I'd known I could appear intelligent just by listing authors, I'd have started years ago... Wittgenstein... Schopenhauer... Nietzsche are also some dudes with kick-ass names who have apparently written books. (b) RHPS, Labyrinth, MST3K, Bladerunner, Aliens, most Arnie films ("Let off some steam, Bennett!"), and you can't go wrong with Burton (c) Hrm... eclectic taste in music (as everyone claims), but here's a random cross-section: NiN, Bowie, Kidney Thieves, Rachmaninov, Goldfrapp, Bomb 20, Venetian Snares, 2nd Gen, Clutch, Atari Teenage Riot, Squarepusher, King Prawn, Dethklokk,Jack Off Jill, Bach, Tool, Lamb, MC Frontalot, The Bug, Alec Empire, Portishead (d) Eat to live, don't live to eat. :D That said, I do appreciate a good meal, and am becoming worryingly domesticated, even if most of my cooking involves frying things until they stop moving. Most of the best meals I've had have been in France.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) People 2) Technology 3) Basic physical needs 4) Oh, and non-basic ones 5) Errr... 6) That's it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
G'rzzt Ch''ctack, the giant brain monster from Ursula Minor.

Damnit, they changed this question without consulting me. How rude.

How to entertain myself out here in the garden of England. Kent's, but I miss the nightlife and ambience of London so drag myself up there fairly regularly.

How to increase my deadlift.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hmmm... hopefully dancing to obnoxious music, possibly mucking around with my computer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My photos are a couple of years old. I'm now a fat bald welder from Sheffield called Baz.
You should message me if
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You just should. I'm way more awesome than those other guys.

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