Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
After an overdue rewrite of my profile, I no longer have anything
interesting to write here. I'm frightfully dull.
Having just moved to Maidstone, I'm still adapting after too long
living in pretty Kentish villages. There're, like, shops and stuff
Edit: Looks like I'm going to be moving to the SE outskirts of
London now. Slowly migrating west...
Ongoing battles with whether or not I smoke and whether or not I
have a beard.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a disillusioned ex-IT geek, now a lot happier my work actually
involves social interaction.
Apart from that...
Failing to keep up with martial arts
. Hanging out in
old-man pubs drinking real ale
. I'm thinking of getting a
flat-cap. Maybe a whippet...
I lift heavy things for fun. This involves hurting a lot, but does
mean I can channel my borderline OCD into something more productive
than organising my music collection.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Filling out TPS Reports.
Making a proper cup of tea. Damnit people; this isn't rocket
Arguing loudly with the TV.
Not sending first messages.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hrm, I have a long brown leather coat that seems to have a
polarising effect on people. It's like marmite. Which is also
And no, despite Firefly being a guilty pleasure of mine, I don't
base my wardrobe on the show.
If I'm not wearing the coat, ie. during rare events such as
heatwaves and showers, they might notice various piercings. Hey,
what are you doing in my shower?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(a) Here're some authors instead. Alan Moore
for self-indulgent fantasy moments, Noam Chomsky
, Iain M Banks
, Frank Herbert
, Robert E Heinlein
, man if
I'd known I could appear intelligent just by listing authors, I'd
have started years ago... Wittgenstein... Schopenhauer... Nietzsche
are also some dudes with kick-ass names who have apparently written
books. (b) RHPS
, most Arnie films
("Let off some steam, Bennett!"), and you can't go wrong with
eclectic taste in music (as everyone claims), but here's a random
, Kidney Thieves
, Venetian Snares
, Atari Teenage Riot
,Jack Off Jill
, MC Frontalot
, The Bug
, Alec Empire
(d) Eat to live,
don't live to eat. :D That said, I do appreciate a good meal, and
am becoming worryingly domesticated, even if most of my cooking
involves frying things until they stop moving. Most of the best
meals I've had have been in France
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) People 2) Technology 3) Basic physical needs 4) Oh, and
non-basic ones 5) Errr... 6) That's it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
G'rzzt Ch''ctack, the giant brain monster from Ursula Minor.
Damnit, they changed this question without consulting me. How
How to entertain myself out here in the garden of England. Kent's,
but I miss the nightlife and ambience of London so drag myself up
there fairly regularly.
How to increase my deadlift.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hmmm... hopefully dancing to obnoxious music, possibly mucking
around with my computer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My photos are a couple of years old. I'm now a fat bald welder from
Sheffield called Baz.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You just should. I'm way more awesome than those other guys.
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