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Rorschaching

21 / F / straight / Seeing someone

Pensacola, Florida

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 5" (1.65m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Transportation
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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I am transgressive, astute, and misanthropic.

My Self-Summary

Heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But, doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. Fade to black.

-Rorschach (Watchmen, Alan Moore)

Okay, it's not a self-summary, it's blatant plagarism, but frankly, I don't want to bother with it right now. However, if you're a fellow Watchmen fan, I'm sure you can appreciate it.

I’m really good at

Over-analyzing things. It comes in handy.
Identifying drugs. I'm a CPhT.

The first things people usually notice about me

My awesome glasses from the front, and my awesome ass from behind.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

(A):
My favorite book of all time is Watchmen; However, I also enjoy the works of Chuck Palahniuk, William S. Burroughs, Bret Easton Ellis, and Amy Hempel.

(B):
Pulp Fiction, Watchmen, A Clockwork Orange, just to name a few, but anything directed by Zack Snyder or Quentin Tarantino is a winner.

(C):
I'll plead the fifth on this one.

(D):
Pizza, of course!

The six things I could never do without

1. - Watchmen
2. - Rant
3. - Invisible Monsters
4. - Microsoft Office (don't ask)
5. - my car
6. - knowing that I'm a hell of a lot smarter and more resourceful than 99% of girls my age

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I make more money now, delivering pizzas, than I did as a CPhT. What does that say?

You should message me if

You enjoy using big words.