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25 F Pensacola, FL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 8, 2010
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But, doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. Fade to black.

-Rorschach (Watchmen, Alan Moore)

Okay, it's not a self-summary, it's blatant plagarism, but frankly, I don't want to bother with it right now. However, if you're a fellow Watchmen fan, I'm sure you can appreciate it.

I am transgressive, astute, and misanthropic
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Over-analyzing things. It comes in handy.
Identifying drugs. I'm a CPhT.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My awesome glasses from the front, and my awesome ass from behind.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite book of all time is Watchmen; However, I also enjoy the works of Chuck Palahniuk, William S. Burroughs, Bret Easton Ellis, and Amy Hempel.

Pulp Fiction, Watchmen, A Clockwork Orange, just to name a few, but anything directed by Zack Snyder or Quentin Tarantino is a winner.

I'll plead the fifth on this one.

Pizza, of course!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. - Watchmen
2. - Rant
3. - Invisible Monsters
4. - Microsoft Office (don't ask)
5. - my car
6. - knowing that I'm a hell of a lot smarter and more resourceful than 99% of girls my age
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I make more money now, delivering pizzas, than I did as a CPhT. What does that say?
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 22–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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You enjoy using big words.