I moved here from Chicago, having recently retired from my
lucrative professional hopscotch career there. Until I can find the
right girl to run away and rob gas stations with, I'm practicing
patent litigation.
I am an active, outgoing, non-creeper, who loves his family, actually likes being a lawyer, and I do that "work hard play hard" thing. And I has a good grammar.
If that "work hard play hard" stuff has you rolling your eyes, don't worry, although it's all true, I'm not 100% cliche. I doubt I'll ever take this site too seriously, but I will say that contrary to popular culture, real men still exist; they are in the midwest. (I'm recently imported.)
Anyway, in my ideal world, there is no more war, debt or kryptonite, and I'm running my charity "puppy, fireworks and bacon-tasting" business next to the ocean. Until this happens, spontaneous last minute trips with friends to various oceans will suffice.
Let's see, I think I'm old enough now that I don't want or need a trophy girlfriend, but suffice it to say, I don't have time for non-awesomeness. I want the modern girl; a classy girl who can keep up. I don't play mind games, and sweet baby jesus, life is too short not to have fun!
If we hang out, there will never be an "awkward silence" so don't worry. If you're nervous, I will just tease you. Call it a byproduct of playing too many sports growing up.
I am an active, outgoing, non-creeper, who loves his family, actually likes being a lawyer, and I do that "work hard play hard" thing. And I has a good grammar.
If that "work hard play hard" stuff has you rolling your eyes, don't worry, although it's all true, I'm not 100% cliche. I doubt I'll ever take this site too seriously, but I will say that contrary to popular culture, real men still exist; they are in the midwest. (I'm recently imported.)
Anyway, in my ideal world, there is no more war, debt or kryptonite, and I'm running my charity "puppy, fireworks and bacon-tasting" business next to the ocean. Until this happens, spontaneous last minute trips with friends to various oceans will suffice.
Let's see, I think I'm old enough now that I don't want or need a trophy girlfriend, but suffice it to say, I don't have time for non-awesomeness. I want the modern girl; a classy girl who can keep up. I don't play mind games, and sweet baby jesus, life is too short not to have fun!
If we hang out, there will never be an "awkward silence" so don't worry. If you're nervous, I will just tease you. Call it a byproduct of playing too many sports growing up.
