Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like iced coffee and quirky modern art. I don't like socks on my
feet or pennies. I have a white albino cat with one green eye and
one blue, which makes it very difficult to own black pants.
I was born in Canada, moved to Georgia when I was nine, but I still
say "about" funny. That just won't go away. I lived in China for a
year where I taught English. It was a weird place, and that many
people living so close together drives everybody slowly
If I don't get out of the house every day I have trouble falling
asleep because the day didn't feel real. I wonder if anybody else
feels like that.
I have a nagging feeling that there's something out there that's
awesome that I haven't tried yet, which leads me to all kinds of
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm working for a company that's developing a tablet based school
curriculum. I was a teacher. This job is much better.
Other than that, I try to fill my existential angst with hobbies
and physical activity.
I’m really good at
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Swimming, I guess. I'm not fast or anything, but most of my
favorite things involve water in some way. It boggles my mind how
people don't know how to swim. That makes 70% of the worlds surface
immediately deadly. I don't like those odds.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I grow a pretty good beard. It's shapely and fairly thick. I keep
it trimmed, since I'm a young professional and all that, but I
think it's a testament to how well Canadians everywhere grow
It frames my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Well that's a big question. I recently read Blindness by Jose
Saramago, which was awesome. I'm reading "A Short History of
Everything" by Bill Bryson to get my nonfiction fix in. I'm a big
sci-fi nut, so anything by Vonnegut or Bradbury.
Movies, let's see. I love all the Pixar movies. Wall0E probably
being my favorite. Edward Scissorhands always gets me sentimental.
Die Hard remains the best action movie of all time. I'm a big Star
Wars guy, except for those things that came out around 10 years
Shows, time to display my nerd plumage. I love cartoons like Avatar
and Young Justice. I have no idea why cartoons click with me, but
they certainly do. I also like FX series like Justified, and of
course, Game of Thrones.
Music, The older I get, the more OK I get with shitty pop music. I
think it's supposed to go the other way, but Kelly Clarkson puts me
in a good mood. Otherwise, I think the rise of Adele and Florence
and the Machines is a great direction for music to go in. They can
Food, I like interesting food. Thai has a way of mixing flavors in
unexpected ways, which I appreciate. Sushi is also a personal
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The news. Total news junkie.
Sandwiches. So simple. So delicious.
The beach and pools.
An unbridled sense of wonder.
My hands. I'm good with my hands. I have no idea what I would do
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How lucky I am. This world is a very cool place. There are soft
beds, excellent tasting hamburgers, and planes that can take me to
the other side of the world in a day. I need to help build this
world, or else I'm just being a total mooch to the human race that
has created such a kickass place. I don't believe in any kind of
cosmic karma or morality based afterlife, but I do think I owe it
to everyone that came before me to help those that will come after
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Last Friday I was scoring a new personal best in frisbee golf.
Then, some friends and I drank booze and played boardgames. I know
right; so wild!
What can I say? I like drinking booze and playing obscure board
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I want to be in a good mood, I put on some Blink 182, or some
other millennial faux punk band. I bounce around and get happy.
You should message me if
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You're anything like Marion from "Raiders of the Lost Arc." She's
pretty much my dream girl except for being fictional and existing
in the 1930's.
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