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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18-60
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Dec 16, 2014
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English, French (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm a young professional who's comfortable in my own skin, following my passions, and looking for love in the big city. I’m a total beer geek who's just as comfortable in a pair of jeans as I am in an evening gown. I like biking, movies, making virgin sacrifices on the full moon, shopping for the latest in goblets engraved with pentagrams, knitting, and baking!

People say I’m loyal. Family is important to me. I go to Black Mass every Sunday. I love dogs and trying new things.

I’m looking for a partner in crime. I want to explore this awesome city and its great neighborhoods. Wicker Park, Lakeview, Wrigleyville: sky's the limit!
What I’m doing with my life
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Looking for a Samael to my Lilith!

I currently work in a day-care center.

I’m proud to say that I recently trained for a half-marathon with some people from my church (Team Belial, represent!!!). I’m way into yoga, Zumba, all that stuff. And of course, for whatever I have achieved in life, all credit to my lord Beelzebub! With Him, all things are possible!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everyone says no one can wield a wavy dagger quite like me. Also, giving compliments.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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OMG anything zombie!!! I love Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Mad Men. The usual. Guilty pleasure: Kirk Cameron’s Fireproof. lol

My musical taste is totally random. I can't choose just one! If I had to pick my favorite artists they would probably be U2, Coldplay, and Miley Cyrus. Anything that'll let me throw the devil horns! But really my favorite sound in the world is the cries of pleasure echoing off the gothic arches of the ritual orgy chamber I’ve had installed in my basement. The Serpent is sweet!

Speaking of sweet, I love cupcakes, whiskey, the salty blood of sacrifices licked off the glistening black stone of the altar, Thai food, and of course, bacon!!!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) Food.
2.) Air.
3.) My iPhone.
4.) The agonized cries of small children and kidnapped cats.
5.) Black candles.
6.) Cuddling! Wait, maybe that should’ve been first… ;)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food. Good times with friends. Where to buy my next goat mask. True love—does it exist? Also, my real sexual devotion to Anton LeVay. I hope you’re into sharing!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Varies. Some nights I’m out dancing with my girls in my sparkly top, some nights I’m trying out Chicago’s latest fantastic new bistro or ethnic restaurant. And sometimes I’m just at home with my fur baby/familiar, Mr. Stripey! There are times when you just want to order a pizza, kick back in your pajama bottoms, turn on Netflix, and plot the world’s domination by Beelzebub, you know?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I’ve got a Sigil of Baphomet tattoo…you’ll have to guess where!!! ;)
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