I'm totally obsessed with Bret Michaels, and even kissed him on the lips once. True story. Be jealous.
My favorite comedians are David Cross, Louis CK, and Joan Rivers. I hate when people say, "You're a stand up comedian? Are you funny?" Like, c'mon.
I don't take very many things seriously.
I once taught a class at MIT on how to apologize and forgive. All of my students passed :-)