I love going on adventures. I graduated from college in May 2010,
and now I work and live at home. I'm working in a hospital, and at
night I do stand up comedy. My dream is to write for television. I
love old sitcoms so much, I love pretty much all of them but my
favorites are The Golden Girls, Boy Meets World, the Nanny, and All
In The Family. I also love The Simpsons.
I'm totally obsessed with Bret Michaels, and even kissed him on the
lips once. True story. Be jealous.
My favorite comedians are David Cross, Louis CK, and Joan Rivers. I
hate when people say, "You're a stand up comedian? Are you funny?"
I don't take very many things seriously.
I once taught a class at MIT on how to apologize and forgive. All
of my students passed :-)
What I’m doing with my life
I have a 9-5 office job, and I love the one I have. Performing as
much as possible, and seeing friends and family.
I’m really good at
CATCHING Skittles/popcorn/Trix/jelly beans IN MY MOUTH. I've never
met anyone whose better than me at doing that.
Telling jokes, talking to strangers, painting my fingernails,
I'm really bad at... Remembering things, estimating, and giving
directions, having perspective.
The first things people usually notice about me
My freckles. I have a unique freckle patch around my right eye.
Some guy once said to me, "Do guys totally get off on those?" I
said, "Sometimes. Sometimes they say I look like the dog from the
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: I get really bored during movies, but I guess I'd say Dude,
Where's My Car, Wayne's World, Austin Powers, Forrest Gump, Selena,
Newsies, Hair, Swingers, Naked Gun...
Music: Poison, Motley Crue, Aerosmith, Misfits, Spice Girls, Some
Food: Sour cream. Honey mustard.
The six things I could never do without
Phone- Because I love to talk for hours and hours and hours. I
don't think I have ever ended a conversation first.
The Golden Girls
Camera- I have a bad memory, so I need a camera to remind me of who
my friends are.
Friends & Family
Pen & Paper- Again, I have a bad memory. And lots of good ideas
for jokes, so I always need to write them down.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future-- Where I'll be a year from now.
Sociology-- women's rights, gay rights, human rights, civil rights,
On a typical Friday night I am
Comedy shows. Performing or watching.
No movies, but I could stay in and youtube episodes of Fraggle Rock
or Punky Brewster. I'm VERY nostalgic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really like rollar coasters. :-P
You should message me if
You're not a murderer. And you're supah cute. (Supah cute murderers
will be considered.)