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27 Boston, MA Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 17, 2014
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Not at all
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
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I love going on adventures. I graduated from college in May 2010, and now I work and live at home. I'm working in a hospital, and at night I do stand up comedy. My dream is to write for television. I love old sitcoms so much, I love pretty much all of them but my favorites are The Golden Girls, Boy Meets World, the Nanny, and All In The Family. I also love The Simpsons.

I'm totally obsessed with Bret Michaels, and even kissed him on the lips once. True story. Be jealous.

My favorite comedians are David Cross, Louis CK, and Joan Rivers. I hate when people say, "You're a stand up comedian? Are you funny?" Like, c'mon.

I don't take very many things seriously.

I once taught a class at MIT on how to apologize and forgive. All of my students passed :-)
What I’m doing with my life
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I have a 9-5 office job, and I love the one I have. Performing as much as possible, and seeing friends and family.
I’m really good at
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CATCHING Skittles/popcorn/Trix/jelly beans IN MY MOUTH. I've never met anyone whose better than me at doing that.

Telling jokes, talking to strangers, painting my fingernails, driving...

I'm really bad at... Remembering things, estimating, and giving directions, having perspective.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My freckles. I have a unique freckle patch around my right eye. Some guy once said to me, "Do guys totally get off on those?" I said, "Sometimes. Sometimes they say I look like the dog from the little rascals."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: I get really bored during movies, but I guess I'd say Dude, Where's My Car, Wayne's World, Austin Powers, Forrest Gump, Selena, Newsies, Hair, Swingers, Naked Gun...
Music: Poison, Motley Crue, Aerosmith, Misfits, Spice Girls, Some rap...
Food: Sour cream. Honey mustard.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Phone- Because I love to talk for hours and hours and hours. I don't think I have ever ended a conversation first.
Nail polish
The Golden Girls
Camera- I have a bad memory, so I need a camera to remind me of who my friends are.
Friends & Family
Pen & Paper- Again, I have a bad memory. And lots of good ideas for jokes, so I always need to write them down.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future-- Where I'll be a year from now.

Sociology-- women's rights, gay rights, human rights, civil rights, white privilege.

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Comedy shows. Performing or watching.

No movies, but I could stay in and youtube episodes of Fraggle Rock or Punky Brewster. I'm VERY nostalgic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I really like rollar coasters. :-P
You should message me if
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You're not a murderer. And you're supah cute. (Supah cute murderers will be considered.)