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RoseEsquire

29 / M / straight / Single

Westminster, Maryland

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
Overweight
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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I am intelligent, funny, and passionate.

My Self-Summary

I suppose that the really defining aspect of my personality is that I like to see people smile. Whether I am trying to make jokes, dancing, performing, or cooking something awesome, my main goal is so often just to squeeze a pleasant reaction out of someone.

I enjoy reading, watching movies, listening to music, going to the theater, and other such entertainments. When I go out, I prefer smaller bars or small get-togethers with friends over really noisy clubs and massive parties. I do enjoy rock clubs when decent bands are playing, though a show with no good bands can be the worst of times. I can cook you a good meal, and an even better dessert and I want to make you laugh. I play bass guitar in my brother's rock band and have been known to play dodge/kick/volleyball.

I am looking for someone who is smart, with a good sense of humor and who can forgive me the areas of my life that require improvement. Give me a shot, because I aim to please.

What I’m doing with my life

I was an attorney, and I suppose I still am, though I no longer practice. After about 3 years of practicing law, I realized that I was hating every day more than the last and spent most of my life angry at the people I dealt with on a day to day basis.

Now I work at a publishing company and hope to one day use my writing skills for something practical, like editing one of our newsletters, as a copywriter, or perhaps even as a writer of fiction.

Lord knows though, that could all change anytime now...

I’m really good at

Cooking.

No seriously, I am pretty rad when it comes to food, specifically baking.

The first things people usually notice about me

My hair is very well regarded for its softness. Otherwise I would probably say my sense of humor.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I enjoy books by Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Christopher Moore, Kurt Vonnegut, and Douglas Adams. I am a voracious reader and am known to tear through a book a day when I don't have much going on.

My favorite directors are the Coen Brothers (Miller's Crossing), PT Anderson (Punch Drunk Love), Wes Anderson (Royal Tenenbaums), and Sergio Leone (For a Few Dollars More).

Some of the bands I like include The Kinks, The Who, The Beatles, Otis Redding, Sam Cooke, Tom Waits, They Might Be Giants, Alice Cooper, Ryan Adams, Ben Folds Five, B-52s, Jurassic 5, The Streets, Beastie Boys, Mos Def, Iron Maiden, Motley Crue, Belle and Sebastian, The Drive By Truckers, White Stripes, and The Reigning Sound.

As for food, I love to try everything. I especially love Italian food, but I am always open to trying new experiences.

These favorites represent a small sample of the things that I enjoy. I am big into entertainment in all of its forms.

The six things I could never do without

Computer/Internet

Clothes

Soap

Glasses

Air

Water

I spend a lot of time thinking about

inane bits of trivia.

On a typical Friday night I am

hanging out with friends.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I may, or may not be wearing red roos.

You should message me if

You want to laugh... you like the look of me... you want pie... you otherwise want to ask me a question or engage in some form of debate.