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JayQuantheMoose

31 F Dallas, TX

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you are looking for the most conventionally beautiful girl in a crowd, I'm not that one.

I'm the one to the side, enjoying the music and a beverage, singing at the top of her lungs to all of the songs she knows, and even the ones she doesn't. My laughter carries over the music in our bubble, and it pulls a grin from your generally stern glaze.

Empty highways speak directly to my soul.

I steal jokes from other people.

My sports affiliations stem to owning a couple of lighters with the names of teams on them.

I regret taking French instead of Spanish in high school; love the language - just wasn't a practical choice.

I care way too much about useless internet karma.

I prefer to be DOING something rather than reading about it.

I have full custody of a new teenager, and I have the whole parenting gig under control.

Dancing is a passion: ballroom, club, line, square - it doesn't really matter what kind.

My analytical and creative sides battle daily for attention. To sate both takes a bit of balance.

I once lost a fight with myself over the proper way to mash potatoes.

I prefer to be polite when playing Cards Against Humanity, and vulgar when playing Apples to Apples.

I drink whiskey unapologetically.

I once had a notion to be a standup comedian, but quickly realized I'm only funny on the fly.

I detest idle chitchat in a message. Woo me with a wall of text, or ask to meet up. Pretend we're old friends and jump into the middle of a conversation. (ps Asking to meet up probably only works if you have a complete profile in which I can gauge interest)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Outside of surviving my daily quest for financial stability, I seek to find experiences that better my physiological and psychological being. With that comes lots of conversations with friends, community service, live music, and (since it's summer) outdoor activities.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Convincing a person that my absurd idea is correct
Driving a stick-shift
Throwing down a serious game of dominoes
Thumb-wrestling someone into oblivion
Wasting time in the morning before I get ready for work
Calling bullshit
Hand-writing thank you notes (insert humble-brag about my beautiful handwriting here)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
What I lack in sophistication, I compensate with spunk.

I speak with my whole body.

I'm usually the first to ask why if someone tells me that I can't or shouldn't do something.

I know the lyrics to most songs, and will most likely sing along.

My quick wit can be sharp, but should be thought of as prodding without malice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: I'm constantly looking for something new to add to my list. Make a suggestion, if you'd like.

Movies: Movies I could watch over and over include, but aren't limited to: August Rush, Boondock Saints, Dazed and Confused, Empire Records, A Knight's Tale, Ever After, Fight Club, Labyrinth, and The Breakfast Club.

Reading: My current taste in literature is that of a fantastical nature. I also read lots of articles about music, cooking, knitting, online dating, etc.

TV: I try to catch stuff when I can. Thanks to Netflix (and other unnamed sources), I'm working on the second season of Orange is the New Black and Orphan Black. If you know ANYTHING about Orphan Black, please contact me. None of my people are watching it, and I would love to discuss.

Noms: I want to eat more Thai food; it's tied for favorite with Tapas. My skills are generally in the baking area, but I can whip up a good meal from the ingredients I find in my fridge, especially if there is avocado involved.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pilot Precise V5 Rolling Ball in blue

Call-in radio contests (especially for concerts and trips)

Straws (stir, sipping, bendable, crazy - I'm not picky)

Earbuds (a concert hidden in my hair)

High heels (see details: Height)

Big bear hugs (the tighter the squeeze, the better)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- What exactly is affected by nature vs. nurture?
- If you're at home alone, and you burp, should you still say excuse me?
- How much does one's life experiences affect their opinion of others?
- Does one ever have the urge to sneeze while asleep?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Loading up on scattered, covered and chunked hashbrowns at the Waffle House, singing along with the jukebox to Cher, Randy Travis, or Abba.

SnapChatting friends, showing them the crazy adventures in which I'm participating.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was younger, my best friend's little sister couldn't say my name correctly, so I was stuck with the nickname Dickle for a while. Fortunately, it didn't last forever.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You can teach me the proper way to peel a peach.

- You're actively seeking a long-term relationship.

- You value grammar, loyalty, and John Hughes movies.