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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:49pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Trying to quit
Other, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Blah blah blah, CD World.

Facts about Rose:

I hate the world today. Socially, that is. We are a susceptible and murderous species. Bad combo.

Love art and nature. Quite literally, cannot get enough.

I won't lie, I can be a grump, but it's earned. I'm the breadwinner, two parents in one, a pet owner, slave to bills and the 40 hour work week...the list goes on. I like to be a silly happy person as well, ask my friends, but there are times when things must be serious. Or just get serious. So don't expect a stepford smile 100% of the time lol ....unrealistic.

I'm reasonable (: Surprise! And I even have a uterus. I know, crazy right? I hate drama. Avoid it like the plague. Yet there are still occasions where it seems to hunt me down. Can't win em all I suppose.

I dunno. You know? Haha, I suppose I should point out that I've never been married, I'm not currently seeing anyone, I don't share custody of my kids, and I'm not into open relationships.

I just expect honesty. Don't always get it, but as aforementioned, I walk away from drama, or things that hurt me, like deceit.

Oh, and I'm working on this thing where I don't have expectations, but it would be unwise for confusing that with not having standards. You've been warned.

I ramble.

Hahahaha, I have a crazy laugh.

I have tattoos. Just got a new one recently, a rockin turtle to go with my birds.

I paint. Well. And enjoy it very much.

My kids are insanely smart. And gorgeous. I'm in so much trouble lol...and they have perfected the art of irritating me just as much as they have perfected melting my heart.

I'm all about safe sex and testing. Who the fuck thinks sex is important enough to risk their lives? Not this girl. Although, don't get me wrong, I'm a Scorpio, I'm sure you've heard of us (; if you aren't an adult, I don't care to talk to you anyway.

Anyway. I talked a lot. Hope you know a little more about me now.
What I’m doing with my life
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I rock at my job, love my two kiddos, have my own place, drive my own car, pay my own shit and don't put up with crap. So there's that. In case that sparked any wonder, the kiddos are older now 10 and 8, so I have goals but they are a few years out. I intend to finish my degrees in psychology. Then I want to travel abroad for my Ph.D. to eventually get involved with a number of philanthropic and social/political endeavors.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Various things. Mostly reading people from an empath standpoint. If you want to get sciencey, (yes I make up words) I suppose I have a natural talent for facial recognition, paired nicely with the talents of what can only be called tactful honesty as well as real world awareness.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The eyes. They see stuff....and stuff.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Right meow favorites:

Tao Te Ching

The Fountain


Elliott Smith
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.

I'm pretty sure those six should encompass everything worth mentioning.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. I have ovaries yo.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying my evening. I do this in many ways. Movies with the munchkins. I paint. Video games with roomy. I read in raging hot bubble baths. I write. I listen to music. I play beer pong on my back porch. BBQ' varies with whatever makes me happy at the time (: I like to do real things vs just going to a bar. I mean, karaoke rules, and pool is fun, plus trying new beers at a brewery kinda rocks, but regardless, the bar scene isn't my main stay.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Jesse James is my great great uncle. True story. I hail from justice seeking, bank robbing stock. Aka, oxymoron genes.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you know how to treat a person this day and age. That includes treating yourself with value as well.