I am confident, semi-intelligent, and witty.
My Self-Summary
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody
I've ever known. -Chuck Palahniuk
Okay if you ask the question why am I on here or what am I looking
for? Well I don't really know, friends probably, so please stop
asking. The sexiest thing on anyone is confidence and a smile. I
love a challenge and I'm smart but I'm not a rocket scientist, I've
still got a lot to learn. I hate being nice and compassionate, I
view it as weakness of character yet I still expect a
Jane Austen
gentleman. I'm observant, contradictory, funny, and I know you'll
either love me or hate me and I'm learning to not give a damn
either way.
I don't like coffee/tea but I will probably die from a
caffeine overdose. I much
prefer
texting to
talking on the phone, mostly because people run out of things to
say and I don't pay my cell phone bill to hear you breathe. I'm
brutally
honest and you will never have to guess where you stand with
me. I am an introvert which does not mean I don't like people it
just means that I need time to myself to recharge after being with
others.
I'm pretty
sarcastic and a normal conversation
between me and my friends ends with 'fuck you, you crazy bitch, I
love you too.' I can be a huge
ditz but I love to laugh at myself. I love
to read and share books, if you have a good book you think I'd be
interested in let me know, I really will check it out. I eat
lemons, study body
language, dance in the rain, and I've got 2
tattoos with plans for more.
What I’m doing with my life
My dream is to study literature before 1650, the beginnings of
stories fascinate me, I'd love to research the myths and stories of
different cultures and write them down. I'm graduating from HCC in
December with my AA and have plans to get my BA in English.
My current English teacher is making me question my dream but not
in a bad way just basically made me realize that I need to read
more, write more, observe more, and learn how to write better.
I’m really good at
I can be good at finding things out and delving deep in my own
brain in a search for answers, I am constantly changing and
learning. I am very good at being quiet but I really don't like to
be.I have been told on way too many occasions to count that I am
great at cooking, research, and taking care of others.
The first things people usually notice about me
The big smile on my face or my eyes, sometimes my laugh or my
manners. And once or twice (probably more) the fact that I run into
things all the time, not in my car mind you but just me. walls are
not safe. I was once on the phone talking and walking (not a good
idea for me) and ran into the hitch on a pick-up truck, gave myself
a nasty bruise but I broke out laughing so hard in the parking lot
that my friend, who was on the phone drove over to see if I was
okay.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Favorite Authors:
Sherrilyn
Kenyon:
"Don't be cocky, 'Pride cometh before the fall"
"Just because you can doesn't mean you should." - Acheron
Justina
Robson
Melvin
Burgess
Aldous
Huxley
"An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more
interesting than sex."
Jane
Austen
Dante
Alighieri
Emily
Dickinson
Sarah
Dunant
Katie
MacAlister
Francesca
Lia Block
Favorite movies/tv:
Pride & Prejudice,
Serenity,
Elizabethtown,Jane Austen Book
Club, Head Over Heals, Amelie, Constantine,The Holiday,
Firefly, Scrubs,
Torchwood, Primeval
(
BBC America
Rocks), Deadliest Catch, Burn Notice, Royal Pains, Bones, Doctor
Who, Skins
Favorite music:
Family Force
5,
Lily
Allen,
The
Cab, Journey, Anjulie, 3OH!3, MGMT, Puddle of Mudd,
Scissor Sisters,
Shiny Toy Guns, The Ting Tings,
The White Tie Affair,
Ladyhawke, Automatic Loveletter,
Cobra Starship, Little Boots, The
Medic Droid, Versaemerge,
Rediscover, Sugarcult.
Some of my favorite things:
Bernstein Bears & the Clown Arounds, Kawabunga!, power rangers
purple ooze (Ivan's Ooze!), the polar bear king, 1950s batman,
Witch Baby & Angel Juan, Silver, Girl Goddess #9, hot pink
converse & ball gowns, Holly Golightly, Roses, Katherine
Hepburn, office supplies, skull & cross bones, glue guns,
LEMONS, holes in jeans, Cameos, jasmine (the scent), Belle, burping
contests, oil & vinegar, hoodies, lucky charms, buddhas, hair
ties, curvy women (oh yum), eyeliner, and sleeping at the movies.
The six things I could never do without
1.cell phone/mp3 player (nokia 5310)-I love my phone not because of
talking to people but mostly for the amount of music on it.
2. my family - they are the best people ever
3. my sense of humor/ sense of calm - It can take a lot to get me
irritated since I try to be a very calm person but once I let go it
is very hard for me to get back under control. Do not push me, you
will not like it.
4. my books - I always have a book with me
5. Showering/Shaving - I feel super gross if I don't have a shower
or shave.
6. my cat, Beast - He really resembles his name, he's an 18lb
bruiser with a bad attitude at first.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to improve and school work. Recently it's about finding a job
and decorating my apartment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Talking to/ hanging out with friends, cooking dinner, or out on the
porch smoking hookah with said friends. I love to cook and eat but
I try to be healthy as I can. I love
sushi and my favorite place to eat it is
Matoi Sushi in Tampa.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I have a thing for redheads... Gingers turn me on.
"I live for a woman who scratches. Just make sure you keep it on
the back, baby. I don't like scars" -Zarek
“What sexual preference do you hope she has?” “Happiness.” "Isn't
that cool?" -Weetzie Bat
You should message me if
You should message me if you read this profile and think I'm
interesting and would be fun to talk to.
I forget to respond sometimes (well alot or I start to respond then
I forget) so always try twice or send me an e-mail