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Ross543

30 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Other
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hi, it feels a bit weird talking about myself, so I’ve gathered some quotes from the people who know me best.

“His skin is soft and velvety, like a new-born baby mouse, and his hair is glossy like a lovely Spaniel that uses that special dog shampoo you get. You know, the one that tastes nice.”
– One-Shoe Tony, Local Bum

“I saw him single handedly fight off two giant bears who were about to eat a small defenceless child. Afterwards he gave them a lecture on appropriate behaviour, ruffled their hair, forgave them and let them go free. ”
– Derek, random idiot

“Ross once rescued me when I got lost in the wild. I had been gone three days and was about to be eaten by wolves when he tracked me down and led me back to safety. He showed me how to survive by eating mole droppings and squeezing caterpillars up to make a paste. I told him I had a multipack of quavers in my backpack but he just laughed and carried on eating the caterpillars. Which to be honest I thought was a bit weird.”
- Bear Grylls

“Ross is by the far most amazing lover I’ve ever had. He just has to look at me and it’s like there’s an Ibizan foam party in my pants.”
– former girlfriend

“Last week I saw him spring into action and give the kiss of life to a mouse that was choking on a piece of apple. Although actually, in the end it turned out the mouse was just coughing and it was all a bit awkward. Still though.”
– Brian Cox

“If he were a power ranger, he would that massive one that they all turn into when they join their powers.”
– random work colleague.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a thing for the little one in Scooby Doo. Not Daphne, the other one - the nerd. Thelma?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are a total legend.