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27 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am very open minded

You cannot offend me

A generally content, happy, fun person. It would be nice to have a content, happy, fun girl to hang out with.

Just ask me stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying every moment as best as I can.



I like to do things that I want to do in my free time.

I work as a chef while I am in school pursuing a bachelor degree in business. Cooking is second nature to me. I have 11 years in the field and an associate degree in french cooking. I can pretty much do anything and it comes out pretty amazing most of the time. I still have complete failures sometimes, but that is life. I got burnt on it professionally, so I decided that I need a career change.
I’m really good at

Sometimes getting my cat to play fetch






Kitten rangling


Having fun



Water drinking



Back rubs

Not spelling things correctly

Walking (mastered it)

Carving fruit & ice



Putting on shoes

Looking at things


Using my hands for everyday tasks

Telling homeless people the time when they ask me for money.

Much more stuff, I'm sure
The first things people usually notice about me
Couldn't tell you
Nobody has ever walked up to me and said "hey dude, first thing I noticed about you was...."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I will read just about anything that sounds interesting. I'll go from The Hobbit, to Programming and Problem Solving in C++. Flavor bible is the best book a chef can have. It is not a recipe book.

Wrist cutters, lethal weapon 5, Predator, Jurassic Park, Workaholics, Beetlejuice, the lion king, little mermaid, jungle book, Silence of the Lambs, Game of Thrones, East bound an down, LOTR, Dead man, trailer park boys, cash back, elfin lied, Rocko's modern life, labrynth, Howl's moving castle, hell on wheels, Land before Time, carnavale, The Wire, don't tell mom the baby sitters dead, tim and eric, deathnote, dexter, Young Frankenstein, freaks and geeks, Life's too short, short circuit, Back to school, back to the future, american horror story, Ted, weird science, Wilfred, soul eater, arrested development, hellsing, its always sunny, star wars, more, much more

"As I walk the hemisphere, I got my wish to up and disappear."

"Don't forget, forget about a thing called love."

"We'll run where lights won't chase us, hide where love can save us, I will never let you go"

"We are 138, we are 138."

"Well I got somethin to say... "

"If your gunna do wrong better do wrong right"

"It's not the perfume that you wear, it's not the ribbons in your hair"

"Rude boya"

"Must be the feeling, it brings to you"

"I hear empire down"

"I feel so extraordinary, somethings got ahold of me, i get this feeling I'm in motion, a sudden sense of liberty"

"if you don't like people who live in attics, now might not be the time to say"

"the sunlight hurts my eyes"

"Baby darlen dollface honey, I don't mean to cause you worry"

"Wicked and weird I'm a ratfish tryin to practice doin back flips on your mattress"

"In conversation she spoke just like a Baroness"

"Daaaayyy bowww bowww, chick chikhaaaa."

"I'm not cryin, i've just been cutting onions, for a lasagna, for one."

"rapture tastes so sweet"

"Words are very, unnecessary"

"and your my rocket queen, oh yeah"

"Dance magic dance"

"Earth below us, drifting, falling, floating wieghtless, calling home"

"just a leanin on my shovel in this grave yard of dreams"


Nickle back sucks.
So does ICP.
I get Nickle back is a girl centered thing, but if you like ICP and are in anyway associated with those trashy rude idiotic juffalos don't ever speak to me.

All food, I'll try anything more then once. What up hot sauce.
The six things I could never do without
my arms

my legs

my body

my soul

my will to speak

my cat. He is kind of my best friend in the whole wide world. If he ever dies I will probably cryogenically freeze him until a cure for death is found.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why three horns never play with long necks.

That my place is a pretty good kitty cat habitat for mine and my roomies cat.


Where the rude man who shooshes people is.

Rum ham.

Leathal weapon 5. 6 was okay.

A senerio where I wonder what I would do if gravity went up only for humans at this particular time

My Kee

Fuck bees!

I bet blind people have a big "fuck it" attitude, because other wise they would'nt be leaving their houses.



Why some people spend soo much energy and time caring for their lawn, boooooring life. Just kill me already


Not my chair, not my problem. That's what I say.

What my kee is thinking

Does anyone actually waste the time reading the things I have written here?
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing what ever it is I feel like doing and enjoying it, or home work. or working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't have any curly hairs.

I don't like being punched in the face really really hard, or punching people in the face really really hard.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to.

You like EDM.

If I want you to.

You have electric eyes.

Your spoon is too big :(

If you know who Franklin the puppet is.

You can name all the paintings my tattoos are from.