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Rover4334

29 M Birmingham, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Military
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
WARNING my sense of what's funny and what is not is questionable to say the least, it has been brought too my attention at hat some if the answers to the questions I gave will offend. It is not with intent to upset people but some of the questions on here are random, so I answer with my love of taking the piss.

Looking for a lady without fear of new things, that wants too explore, confidant and funny, clever with a pretty face.

To start a conversation then.

One question, one chance, one honest answer. You can ask me one question. Any question, anything, no matter how crazy, dirty or wrong it is. No catch.

I'm a person that has seen the worst and the best of what humanity has to offer, and yet lets none of it phase me. il see the only glimpse's of good, no matter how far, and fight tooth and nail for ever inch of the way, just for a light so small, no matter what it's cost to me. i get up of a morning, and think 'we have the gift of living for one more day.' i believe against the grain should be a way of life. if by the end of it all and you stand at the gates of heaven, and st peter say's 'god gave you life. what did you do with it?' in two word i will say, 'i lived.'
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to enjoy it.
I’m really good at
My job, having fun, corrupting vanilla people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Helmet for my pillow, amazing book. I love all the world war 1 and 2 accounts, So mainly history.
The six things I could never do without
Some way of keeping in contact with friends and family.
Books I love reading.
Beer.
My mind.
Porn.
My kinky interests.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out of my mind drunk, or a BDSM event.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I get rely excited if a lady is over a 90% match on the sex questions.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you find 50 shades of grey tame, I honestly cant believe how bad that book is.