My name is Roy, but I've been known by a few other aliases. I am a mild mannered man living in this swelling confusion known as Baltimore, Maryland. People would describe me as having a dead-pan, British style of humor. I like to make jokes while looking extremely serious. I like to have fun, and please, NO DRAMA. I would like to meet a gal who would want to go out and experience life with me. If you like to have fun and not worry about tomorrow, we may have some potential. Only honest girls please apply.

Random factoids about yours truly: I have given Barack Obama a handshake. I have high fived Bill Clinton (you read that right, a high five). I went a show at CBGB's in NYC during the last week when they were open. Original Bad Brains lined up and played with Avail. I love road trips. I was born in Bangkok, Thailand. I have lived in Germany, Portugal, and the west African nation of Burkina Faso in the capital city of Ouagadougou.

I graduated from George Mason University, majoring in History with a minor in American Government. I am attending Towson University for Grad. School, majoring in Secondary Education. I am currently a substitute teacher. I also work as a Godiva Chocolatier. With my free time, I like to chill with good peoples, go see movies, and my passion is going to shows. I love punk, hardcore, indie and emo shows. I go to sooo many. So if you like shows or music, I'll be the perfect guy to go with.

Listening, making others laugh, coming up with solutions, planning shit, history, building cities on Sim City, making awesome things nerdy, attempting to mosh it up.

The band shirt that I am wearing on that day (I have A LOT of those), and perhaps my glasses? I think you should tell me!!!!

A. I like the classics, Catcher in the Rye, Great Gatsby, As I Lay Dying, In Cold Blood, Cat's Cradle, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, and also some new classics, Choke, American Psycho.

B. For movies, too many to name. I love badly made and cheesy 80s action movies like The Warriors, and anything with Charles Bronson in it, such as the DEATH WISH movies.

C. Bane, Hope Conspiracy, American Nightmare, Suicide File, Cave In, Modern Life is War, Darkest Hour, Majority Rule, City of Caterpillar, Trail By Fire, Dismemberment Plan, Daycare Swindlers, The Goons, Good Clean Fun, Fairweather, Bad Brains, Minor Threat, Dag Nasty, Age of Ruin, Desperate Measures, Affront, Worn Thin, Time of Cholera, Rites of Spring, Most Precious Blood, One Kind Down, Walls of Jericho, Interpol, Joy Division, Gorilla Biscuits, H20, Stretch Armstrong, Hot Cross, Hopesfall, Norma Jean, Against Me!, Less Than Jake, Hot Water Music, Poison the Well, Evergreen Terrace, Circle Takes the Square, At the Drive In, Sparta, ...and they will know us by the trail of dead, Andrew W.K., Bad Religion, Pennywise, Death By Stereo, As I Lay Dying, A.F.I., Tiger Army, Horse the Band, Postal Service, Death Cab For Cutie, Hot Hot Heat, Comeback Kid, The Clash, Sex Pistols, With Honor, Death Treat, This is Hell, Johnny Cash, Crime in Stereo, Avail, Rumbleseat, Lucero, The Slumlords, Wisdom in Chains, Ruinier, Ceremony, Outbreak, Hank Williams III, Have Heart, Sabertooth Zombie, Saves the Day, Strike Anywhere, Municipal Waste, Coke Bust, Pulling Teeth, The Spark, Bail Out, Disfear, to just name a few.

D. Food, I'm usually not picky (green vegetables are the exception...blech!).

1. Music 2. Shows 3. Friends 4. Computer, sadly 5. Passion 6. Humor

Music, the placement of things in my life, the universe, etc. I like to think about the past, about the good and the bad, and the romantic events in History.

Either out catching a movie, going to a show, getting my DANCE on, nerdying it up some how, or chilling with awesome peoples. I try not to stay home on Friday nights.

Girls with nerdy glasses = hottest thing ever created.

If you are a down to earth gal who likes to have drama-free fun! Also, if you like to debate about history or about the state of punk rock or hardcore, I'm down. I like to hear all sides of debates, so feel free to express your thoughts. I may not agree with you, but I'll respect you enough to get your point across. Cute ladies are welcomed as well! If you like checking out music, you can be my show-buddy!