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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 6:58pm
Asian, White
Relationship Type
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Buddhism but it’s not important
Post grad
Might want kids
English (Fluently), Thai (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Roy. I live in Baltimore, Maryland after largely growing up in Chantilly, Virginia. People would describe me as having a dead-pan style of humor. I like to make jokes while looking extremely serious. I like to have fun and keep things simple. I would like to meet someone who would want to go out and experience life with me. If you like to have fun and not worry about tomorrow, we may have some potential.

Random factoids about yours truly: I have given Barack Obama a handshake. I have high fived Bill Clinton (you read that right, a high five). I went a show at CBGB's in NYC during the last week when they were open (original Bad Brains lined up played with Avail). I love road trips. I was born in Bangkok, Thailand. I have lived in Germany, Portugal, and the west African nation of Burkina Faso in the capital city of Ouagadougou. I also learned recently that my family fled Burkina Faso for the Ivory Coast. My dad told me that the first concert I went to was when he took me to go see John Denver, Awesome! Country Roads take me home!

Gym update: Lost 30 pounds.

Instagram: royboy1984

The Oxford Comma, FUCK YEAH!

I kinda want to get a dog and name him Ray Cappo. BARK DOWN THESE WALLS!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I graduated from George Mason University, majoring in History with a minor in American Government. I also completed a Masters in Arts of Teaching program from Towson University. I use to be a high school history teacher currently moving onto a different career field in the mobile beer canning industry. With my free time, I like to hang out with people, go see movies, and my passion is going to shows. I love punk, hardcore, indie and emo shows. I go to a good number, so if you like shows or music I would be a good person to go with! I've been getting more into comedy lately. Any suggestions funny girl?

I have also been bitten by the travel bug. I need to travel more often. Been to San Francisco, Los Angles, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Buffalo, Toronto, Chicago, Athens, Georgia, Atlanta, Savannah, Charleston, Gainesville Flordia, Dallas, San Antonio, and Austin within the past 2 years. I want to see more!

I also have recently started to get tattoos. I only have 2, but will want to get more soon!

I've also been hitting the gym, time to slim down for summer!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, making others laugh, coming up with solutions, history, teaching, creating engaging lesson plans, traveling.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
either...the band shirt that I am wearing that day (I have a lot), my glasses, or my happy-go-luckiness (Is that a word? I vote no, but it works well enough here).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A. I like the classics, Catcher in the Rye, Great Gatsby, As I Lay Dying, In Cold Blood, Cat's Cradle, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, and also some new classics, Choke, American Psycho.

B. For movies, too many to name. I love badly made and cheesy 80s action movies like The Warriors, and anything with Charles Bronson in it, such as the DEATH WISH movies. The Room!

C. Bane, Hope Conspiracy, American Nightmare, Suicide File, Cave In, Modern Life is War, Darkest Hour, Majority Rule, City of Caterpillar, Trail By Fire, Dismemberment Plan, Daycare Swindlers, The Goons, Good Clean Fun, Fairweather, Bad Brains, Minor Threat, Dag Nasty, Age of Ruin, Desperate Measures, Affront, Worn Thin, Time of Cholera, Rites of Spring, Most Precious Blood, One Kind Down, Walls of Jericho, Interpol, Joy Division, Gorilla Biscuits, H20, Stretch Armstrong, Hot Cross, Hopesfall, Norma Jean, Against Me!, Less Than Jake, Hot Water Music, Poison the Well, Evergreen Terrace, Circle Takes the Square, At the Drive In, Sparta, ...and they will know us by the trail of dead, Andrew W.K., Bad Religion, Pennywise, Death By Stereo, As I Lay Dying, A.F.I., Tiger Army, Horse the Band, Postal Service, Death Cab For Cutie, Hot Hot Heat, Comeback Kid, The Clash, Sex Pistols, With Honor, Death Treat, This is Hell, Johnny Cash, Crime in Stereo, Avail, Rumbleseat, Lucero, The Slumlords, Wisdom in Chains, Ruinier, Ceremony, Outbreak, Hank Williams III, Have Heart, Sabertooth Zombie, Saves the Day, Strike Anywhere, Municipal Waste, Coke Bust, Pulling Teeth, The Spark, Bail Out, Disfear, Tigers Jaw, Title Fight, Superheavan, Everymen, Riff Raff, The Smiths, Morriessey, New Order, The Descendents, The Movielife, Tim Barry, Eve 6, Cro-Mags, Youth of Today, Shelter, Better Than a Thousand, Police and Thieves, Robot Whales, Have Heart, Holding On, Block Party, Jeff Rosenstocks, Chuck Ragan, Jimmy Eat World, Third Eye Blind, Iron Reagan, Kendrick Lamar, 2 Chainz, The Future, Blondie, Talking Heads, Miles Fisher, Balance and Composure, Small Brown Bike, Q And Not U, Coheed and Cambria, Embraced, End of a Year, Self Defense Family, Cops and Robbers, Judge, Hot Snakes, Offspring, Texas is the Reason, to just name a few.

D. Food, I'm usually not picky (green vegetables are the exception...blech!).

But I do love Southern and Thai food, anything with meat or gravy please!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) Humor 2.) My Friends and Family 3.) Music and 4.) Going to shows 5.) Computer 6.) Southern food and Thai food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music, the placement of things in my life, the universe, etc. I like to think about the past, about the good and the bad, and the romantic events in History. What to plan for my next class! Where to go to next in my conquest to see the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out catching a movie, going to a show, getting my DANCE on, or hanging out with people. I try not to stay home on Friday nights. Out painting Hampden red.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Up until I was ten years old, I slept with a Rabbit puppet. His name? Rabbit. I was a clever kid.

I also play the lottery every week. You gotta play to win!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are a down to earth gal who likes to have fun! Also, if you like to debate about history or about the state of punk rock or hardcore, I'm down. I like to hear all sides of debates, so feel free to express your thoughts. I may not agree with you, but I'll respect you enough to get your point across. If you like checking out music, you can be my show-buddy! If you want to travel the world with moi!

I have a strange attraction to ladies that are cat crazy. If you are a crazy cat lady, that sounds PURRRfect to me!

If you like to do hipsterish stuff. I most certainly do!

Or if you are a pretty gal with nerdy glasses. :)