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40 M Yonkers, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:20pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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**A lot of the below info is out of date. I realized I'm not in a position to get into a relationship. I need to focus on myself for a while. I'm always open to dating, meeting new people and making friends but I really am not sure I can have a relationship at this point in my life.

I'm looking for a ghost writer to write my life story. They'll need to come up with some cool stories, falsify some heroic exploits, that sort of thing. Questionable morals are a must. Oh, there needs to be a chapter about how I caught and released Bigfoot.
Wait, maybe this is the wrong place for this.

Take 2:
I married my high school sweetheart and we were together for 17 years. You read right. After splitting up I hopped right onto OKC because I obviously have never had a chance to develop dating skills. I've been on here a while with some success and many more failures and still have never developed any dating skills. Recently, I've moved to Brooklyn and Queens from Westchester to start fresh and it's been exciting. As of now, I'm on the road again.I'm not sure where I'll end up.

Use tk 2.

I'm not shirtless in any of my pics but I am pantless in at least one. No one seems to care about that though.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Starting over. Keeping my eyes open for new opportunities. Like maybe joining the circus. Or possibly an astronaut. Or a ninja, poet, porn star, chef. Just staying within my skill set. I'm keeping my options open...

Right now, I'm one of the several million recording engineers in NYC. If nothing else I'd be more than happy to record your music. I'm actually not that bad.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Problem solving.
Signal Flow.
That thing that chicks like.

I am good for glue.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have at least 3 dimensions and have mass. Other than that, I'm actually very unnoticeable. I have a low radar signature. Stealthy. Eventually, I say something strange and hopefully amusing that gets me noticed. Something ribald usually...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'll concede that I may possibly be a bit of an Anglophile. But I'm not proud of it...

Books - I don't read very much, I'll admit. Hitchhiker's Guide, Your Next Door Neighbor is a Dragon. Truth in Comedy. Books about physics.

TV- MST3K (+ Rifftrax), Peep Show, Simpsons, Father Ted, Archer. Pretty much anything animated. Grounded for Life. Not Going Out. Top Gear, From the Basement, The IT Crowd. QI. Snuff Box. Sons of Anarchy. It's Always Sunny... Storage Wars. (i know, I know), Thick of It.
(I just had fun pretending all of these were names of porn movies. Most work surprisingly well...Except Snuff Box. Too far man, too far.)

Movies - I thought I had stuff here but I reckon not. Recent favorites are Moonrise Kingdom, Cabin in the Woods, and The Master. The Trip.

Music - Radiohead, Elbow, Pulp, Jarvis Cocker, Morrissey/the Smiths, The Divine Comedy, The Duckworth Lewis Method. Belle and Sebastian, Interpol, TISM, Blur, the Misfits (Danzig era), Mclusky (& Future of the Left), Skinny Puppy, UNKLE (PsyenceFiction), DJ Shadow, She Wants Revenge. The Dead Kennedys. Just getting into the Magnetic Fields. The Cardiacs. Mr Bungle. That first Prick album (was there a second?)
I have to add COiL but I feel like I shouldn't.

Podcasts - Sure

BBC Sound Effect Vol. 4. <- if you get this I may just marry you now...(dammit, it may have been vol. 5. Don't buy a dress just yet.)

On occasion, I become re-enamored with heavy metal of my youth, like Slayer and such.

Oh, and...

I want to go to this party:

I just reread this list and it's very eclectic at all. I thought I had soul.

Food - Pizza, Sushi, Mexican, Diners. Comfort food. I love meat but I won't judge you if you don't. It's ok if you only just like it.

There is nothing better that Mr. Rogers in front of the Senate 1969 saving PBS.
Oh, and...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Parenthesis and ellipsis
Several microphones. Ok, just an SM7.
Yes &
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mid/Side Stereo recording
Which fork to use for salad
Which fork in the road to take

Often all at once. I hurt myself thinking about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Waiting to be asked out on a date. Hint, hint...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can lift more than 8 grams and I escaped an owl today.

Look. I'll level with you. This is just between you and me, yeah? For reasons I won't go into (let's just say it involves a sheik, his prized pet panda, and a experimental bottle of Johnnie Walker Purple) I have a baker's dozen of highly trained hitmen (sorry, hitpersons) scouring the globe looking to collect the $1,423,523.04 bounty on my urinary tract. Yeah, I don't get it either. I think it has to do with some type of symbolism. The sheik was a Lit major at Brown so he likes to get cute with that stuff. But even still with all that, I risk my life (or at the very least my UT) to be here on OKC.
And if that's not enough for you sister, I just don't know what is...

Oh, and I'm a nice guy. I've tried to change that but I can't so you're going to have to deal.

I won a game of Russian Roulette once on a technicality.

I can't take care of plants. They just don't like me. I frankly think they might be racist but I don't want to make a whole big thing out of it all.

LOL is fine.

I like the Bee Gees.
You should message me if
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You know Han shot first.

There. They're. Their.
You're. Your.
Happy now?

You'd like to talk and get to know me or just have some questions. For the ones that I don't know the answer to I'll just make something up. If I interest you in the least (or better, in the most) send me a note. Even if I don't, message me anyway. We could possibly have a good argument that you can tell your friends about. I'll even pretend to lose because I'm lovely.

You're looking for someone to learn with. I'm going to be starting a lot of exploring; in classrooms, museums, parks and sidewalks. Pushing my boundaries both mentally and physically. I could always use a study partner, teacher, pupil, rigger, coach, spotter, subject or audience. It could be inspiring or hilarious depending on if I'm successful or not.

You may want to get on the ground floor is all I'm saying. Oh and I'm a good assistant and would love to help you in any artistic endeavor just for the experience.

Feel free to IM. If I'm not doing anything else I'm open to chatting about whatever. I'm much less shy online.

I don't really write someone first. Or, at least, if I do it ends badly. Don't be afraid to make the first move. That's the only way any positive friendships have grown for me from OKC.

Oh, and don't be a hitwoman. At least not one contracted to off me. Though, now that I think about it, hired killers are an untrustworthy lot. I know that's not a very PC thing to say but in my experience it's true. So I'd have to assume you're going to try to kill me and I'll have to say no. Sorry. There are plenty of fish in the etc.

_welcome to the bottom of the page_