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Royal-Tortoise

41 M Alameda, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I listen. Music plays me like a glockenspiel. I am forever swimming in playful and deep sharing connections, where the conversations are long, the topics are many, and the moon is eating crackers. I prefer when old is new and security finds a healthy balance with uncertainty.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Searching for greatness, on the page, in my brain, at the field, during the friendly visit, out of the ether. Finding greatness often, during what at first may seem to be ordinary moments. They aren't ordinary, or at least they don't need to be, and I know this.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being what happens. (That's my Nike-like slogan.) I'm a natural at getting to know people, seeing the honest greatness in them, and even if we haven't seen each other in ten years, it will probably feel like we had lunch just last Thursday. I am spectacular at forming insightful opinions based on very little observation, and also am always willing to admit when I'm full of it. I am Einstein at strategy games.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My socks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Calvin and Hobbes
Slap Shot
The Wedding Singer
Steely Dan
Replay
Walk Hard
Fools Die
David Bowie
My Dinner with Andre
The Power of Myth
Mudslide Slim and the Blue Horizon
The Barbarian Invasions
Goats Head Soup
This is the sampler. I have favorites aplenty...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ipod
paper
glia
cheddar cheese
home runs
consciousness
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the story of existence and all things, the what and why of it. What is inside the center of our sun, what might it be thinking and feeling? Baseball. Life rivers. Seeing with new eyes. Places in my past. Patience, by Guns n' Roses.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a scientific savant, half animal poet, and entirely devoted benevolent soul hunter on a mind adventure through the inner terrain
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Playing poker, I fumble my chips like Jack Tripper when I have winning cards
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are a seeker of rare, I-guess-you-had-to-be-there moments, and you sense there's a lot more to the life mystery, then we have a good starting point.