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24 M Dearborn, MI

My Details

Last Online
Mar 2, 2012
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Trying to quit
Other, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), Russian

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First and foremost, I died. Not sure which part in specific did it, but I'm no longer a typical hopeful human being. I can't see past today. Tomorrow isn't worth living for. Whatever else you read here is a remnant. I've become a hollow shell, filled with pills, weed, alcohol, and nicotine.

I'm a pathetic, miserable excuse for a human being. But, fuck, I'm still better than most of humanity. That has to account for something, right?

Here's what I would've said before shit went down:

Hi!! I'm Tad. No, I do not expect you to read my entire profile. But if you want to know what I'm about, read away. Haha. Otherwise, feel free to ask me. I can hold an intelligent conversation. Lul.

I draw, play video games, and I love computers. I'm obsessive with anything Japanese. In reality, I'm a nerd, and I have nerd humor. I express it very openly.

"Of a lot of beings in the solar system I am one of the ones that understands it's a pleasure. Feelin honored to be breathin in and out, paralyzed by the rhythm of the drums." -Dirtball.

Life is beautiful. Don't stress. That's just how I live.

I smoke weed. Its the perfect chill for my life. I love playing video games high. I love drawing high. I love cleaning high. I love doing homework high. Yet, I know when to not be high.

I am, however, looking for a job soon, so I've been smokin that K2 shit. Some of it is actually pretty good. Same effects as ganja, right down the the munchies.

I have my own weird little quirks. They're not bad or awkward or anything, but they definitely make life interesting. I have this tendency to plan out little lectures in my head, just in case someone asks me about something. I also do this thing with my hands when I'm thinking really hard. Its kinda funny actually. I proofread everything. Often twice. Sometimes three times. I'm not a grammar nut, but I am when it comes to my own. (Ok, so I OCCASIONALLY troll people about their grammar. What of it? I respect intelligence, and loathe idiocy.)

I don't drive, and probably never will. What's the point? Gas prices are ridiculous, not to mention the cost of a car, so I may as well just take the bus or walk. Or, hell, even ride a bike. I'd get a moped. Or a helicopter (yes, I want to be my own personal pilot).

And, in the unlikely event that anyone DOES know Japanese, ignore the crummy grammar. I don't update my Japanese on here nearly as much as I should.

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
You know you want to look.

Back in school, but I have no idea what's up with my financial aid. Hopefully it'll come through, though, so I don't have to pay out of pocket.

3D animation is awesome. Nuff said. Ask me about it. I'll show you my ship. Or my mushrooms. :D

I've decided to go for an associates in Animation. Probably gonna go for one in Network Administration, too. Eventually. Those are two extremely boss jobs that I can do from home. Or a boat. Or anywhere else on the planet. :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing and computers, mostly. I'm a gamer, so that alone should say a lot. I can pack a mean bowl. I'm good at making a fool of myself when I'm drunk. I can write kinda crummy japanese. :D

I firmly believe that I have finally come to the point in my life where I can boast that I am an awesome artist. Not just with drawing now, either. I'm not so good with paints, but between my 2D skills and my 3D skills I'm becoming a machine. XD

I'm awesome at back massages. As well as pretty much any other part of the body. (Being an artist has its perks.)

I'm really good at analyzing things and figuring out how they work.

I'm also a boss when it comes to holding the door open for someone. Like, level 99 kind of boss. (Yeah, I went there.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hmm... I'd have to guess my hair. Its kind of out there on most days. Dad had thick hair, mom had a lot of hair. So you can guess what I got stuck with.

Or my hat. Haha.

I can be shy at first. Enjoy it while it lasts. :O

If I'm not responsive at first, or ever, I'm thinking. Give it a moment. ^_^;

If we're online I use a rather obscene amount of emoticons. I do love my faces. :3
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Feel free to skip this part. But pay attention to the video games section.

I don't read all that much. I loved Princess Ai and Cloud of Sparrows. Memoirs of a Geisha was AMAZING. Expendable was good. I'm reading Bram Stoker's Dracula here and there. If someone recommended to me a good, thoughtful, intuitive, funny-as-fuck-laugh-your-ass-off book I'd definitely be enthusiastic to read it. Sci-fi preferred.

I will gladly read anything scientific.

If I've been to school that day, do not talk to me about books. I will kill you. (Partially kidding.)

Favorite movie.. hmm... uhh... good question. Something funny, or something really, REALLY scary. None of those wimpy, bs, try-to-be gorey/scary movies with the totally fake blood and cheesy effects. Jeepers Creepers is a good example of an acceptable movie.
But, anyways, I'm not a horror-seeker. I can usually only watch a horror movie once--the suspense is just killed the second time around. A good comedy, on the other hand, like Borat or The Hangover, I can watch a good ten times and still laugh my ass off. I'm into kinda older movies, like Grumpy Old Men and Tommy Boy, Airheads, Black Sheep, shit like that. However, I'm not usually into anything too much older than that, especially black and white shit. I've seen a few black and white movies I've enjoyed, but most of the shit older than I am just doesn't catch my attention.

The Hangover was genius.
The Hangover 2 looks just as good.
Yes, I enjoyed Superbad. And would watch it again.

Music... oh dear... ah, no. Not even worth explaining. Just go with... almost everything. Been listening to a lot of Kottonmouth Kings stuff lately.

Namie Amuro, The Cranberries, Maximum the Hormone, Yui, Mucc, Girugamesh, Eyes Set to Kill, Utada Hikaru, Imogen Heap, Coheed and Cambria, ICP, Sevendust, Iron Maiden, Kottonmouth Kings, Esham, Pendulum, Sia, Tech N9ne, La Roux, Korn, Disturbed, Bigdumbface, Aural Vampire, Cradle of Filth, Mindless Self Indulgence, Ludacris, Toby Keith, Miyavi, Nina Sky... yeah. That should be enough of a variety to give you an idea.

If it has beat, I'll bump it. I LOVE BASS. I like to feel my music. Literally.
I like a good beat. Good rhythm, flow, some TALENT. Even if a band has the best lyrics in the world I won't give two shits if they sound like crap (Nirvana). On the other hand, I do respect a good lyric writer, and I'm slightly turned off by a song if the lyrics are shitty. But, I listen to foreign music where the English is almost always pretty shitty, so I have a tolerance. Geeze, I think I'm getting way too into this.

Hmm... foods... I loves me some snickers. I'm really enjoying Dirty Rice lately. I fucking love chocolate. Peanut Butter!! Uhh... umm... I love cheese. Haha. And yogurt. And ice cream. :3
I don't eat much meat. I don't care about the animals or anything, nature is nature, but I just don't like the feel or the taste of meat in my mouth. I love burgers, salami, and pepperoni. Thats about it. I tried Buffalo Wild Wings.... those are niiiiiice. Tastes more like fire than chicken. Speaking of fire, I love salsa. I actually make my own salsa, and, yes, I use the hottest peppers I can find. If it's the off season I use Sambal or Sriracha to kick it up.

Being a gamer, I feel it necessary to actually compose a list of my favorite and all-time favorite games.

To begin the list...

1.Starcraft 2 (no, I have not played it yet.)
2. Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Master Quest
3. Vindictus
4. Tales of Symphonia
5. Civilization V
6. Dragon Age (Only played Origins)
7. Legend of Dragoon
8. Morrowind
9. Legend of Mana
10. Fallout 3

(The Halo games, Dynasty Warriors, Left 4 Dead 2, and various MMORPGs come close.)

I looked into Duke Nukem: Forever. Oh my god, yes. YES. Tits, guns, and all the poo-flinging you can handle. This is gonna be a fun ride, folks. This game MIGHT just make it into my top 3 favorite games ever. Go ahead. Look it up, if you're not easily offended.



The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My sexy alienware.
A peace pipe.
Love. (I know, it's cheesy.)
Some form of drawing.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's "up?" (Literally. I like to look at the sky.)

I'm almost always doing something with my computer or network. There's always SOME challenge or another that I'm bugged out about. But it's all in good fun.

What game do I feel like playing... where's my pot... shit like that.

What's in the fridge? Fuck, that's too far. But I'm really curious...

Where are the zombies? I don't have plans for a bunker for nothing, do I?

Where'd I put that [insert item here]...?

How does it work?

Why am I here?

Why am I "here"?

What can I do to be productive?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wishing I had something to do. Or someone to do something with.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have to sleep next to a pillow, because sleeping alone is quite possibly the most miserable thing on this plant.
I like Disney movies.
I still cry over Disney movies. -_-;
I still cry over non-Disney movies, happy or sad. -_-;;;
My most recent ex reverted me to smoking cigarettes.
I'm not photogenic. (When I'm trying, at least.)
I like tall girls. (Even slightly taller than me.)
I like girls with short hair.
I'm shy. But only when I'm out of my comfort zone.
I don't drive, and probably never will.
(Although I am rather enthusiastic about getting my pilots license and getting a personal helicopter.)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You actually want to have a decent conversation.
You like Zelda. :3
Or video games in general.
Or if you even know what Cisco is. (Networking)
Or if you lived through getting your CCNA.
Or if you're just cool.
Or if you want a friend. ^_^
Or if anything I've said has intrigued you.
Or if you have vocabulary suggestions.
Or if you have spelling corrections.
Or if you wish to bitch me out for any reason at all.
Or if you want to talk politics. But save that for a wednesday.
Umm... fuck. Maybe you want to learn something? Maybe you need someone to fill in for your best friend at your cousin's birthday party, and there will be cake. Cake is the important factor in this equation. Or any equation.
You want to go to a rave.
You like cake.
You like pie.
You'll buy me pie. Or cake. But I prefer pie.
You have something to say relevant to Japanese music.
You have something good to say about Japan.
You think I forgot something.
You think I said too much.
Anything I've said has offended you.
Anything I left out has offended you.
You got offended by the last 2 things I said.
Booyah. What?
You're still reading.
You've read most of what I've written.
You care at all about anything I've said.
You've been mindfucked before.
You've mindfucked someone before.
You know what a mindfuck is.
You like cheese.
You know what cheese curds are.
You like cheese curds.
You play Vindictus.
You play Requiem.
You play Grand Chase.
You like boobs.
What? No, not that I recall. Not at the bar, anyway. Who was she again? Oh, the tall one. Yeah, she had cool hair. What the hell could she possibly use to get her hair like that? Hmm? Where was I...? Oh!
Jimmy crack corn, and you care.
日本語を知ります. :D