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39 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Apr 4, 2013
White, Other
8′ 4″ (2.55m)
Body Type
Used up
When drinking
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English, Polish (Poorly), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
PREFACE … or … … a … FORWARD … ? :

I have the bad habit of "SAVE"-ing people, but not mailing them anytime soon. This isn't on purpose, but rather feeling like I could come up with something better and/or more intelligent to say in the future. Please, don't interpret this negatively.
Ehhh …
(By the way, it IS the 2000's, and by now it should not be bad for a girl/woman to initiate contact … )

Anywho …

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To start, a disclaimer: The following words are so intense and self-exploring that most can't get through them without becoming overwhelmed, often collapsing. So if you faint and crack open your head, you were warned.
… "Self-exploring"? Eughw … ...


That being said,

I like … … stuff.


I have the machine that goes "ping!"

I believe in free-will. (If I'm right, then I'm right. If I'm wrong, then it wasn't my choice.).

Humor is necessary.

I work at an artists' non-profit, do computer things free-lance and host shows (I used to have a weekly open-mic variety show at a bar).

I am. Therefore. Etc.


Blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda.

Blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda.

Blah yadda blah yadda blah, yadda.


MOM says I'm okay. So there.

I'll finish this in the past ...

I am boldly(?) humble, adequately wonderful, and damn timid, punk!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Sacrificing it for others. Sniff.

Right NOW? Listening to WBEZ & typing this, or volunteering for same.

I am a poet computer-tech journalist performer. Got all that? Good, now can you explain it to me?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you a martini.

Partying dude! Yeah! Woo!!--I mean, er, that is, um … making others high on life. Making women glad they were born. Making women who read this cringe.



editing, (sometimes) writing, open-mics,hosting / MC'ing live shows on-stage,

taming prose and poetry
taming computers


… taming you?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The flock of scantily-clad feminists that I'm constantly fighting off.
My star-like qualities.

My hot hard, rock-steady, steely, piercing … . . . … cold gray-blue eyes. ( . . . … you were thinking ____?)
Yes. You are feeling drowsy . . . you are now hypnotized . . . muh-wa--ha-ha...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: TV Guide.

Movies: That count-down walk-light at Division and Ashland.

Music: The soundtrack of your soul.

Food: Flintstones' Chewables.


I can't narrow things down to single favorites, but

How 'bout radio? Like Chicago Public Radio!?

Not an exhaustive list: Books … books … okay, I'm not sure, perhaps The Great Gatsby, Dune, Slaughterhouse Five, Lord of the Rings, The Aubis Gates (nothing to do w/Microsoft), books/stories by F. Scott Fitzgerald, Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Asimov, Elison, and, that one dude and that other guy … my memory is very, ah, er, … who are you and how did you get into my living room?

Not complete: Oh, the many movies.
"Adaptation" is the best dramatization of what it's like to be a writer that I've seen.
Star Wars, nothing but Star Wars, woooo … (apologies to Bill Murray)

Incomplete: Most music, except inane, bad top-40, bad country and mindless, very repetitive stuff. Classic rock, prog rock, party-rock, non-radio new-wave, lounge, jazz, classical, real rap (as in the '80s), some puck, some electronica, on and on. And TV theme songs. Show tunes?

The more unusual the food the better, although I've never broken the bug-barrier.


The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Your hands 2) The music of luuuv. 3) We got some 'round back. 5), no, I mean, 4)! No, wait--Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!

(Someone please tell me if you got the above)

6) Fritz the cat.

6.1) The laaaaaadies…

6.2) The laaaaaadies…

6.3) Did I say, The laaaaaadies…?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Me, me, me! NO!-- I mean, You, you YOU!


What they just said on public radio.

Why does my neck hurt?

What is Fritz doing now?

Why does the fridge smell like … that?


My internal dialogue.

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
checking to make sure it's not actually SUNDAY night.


Planning for world peace … no, wait, I meant to say,
"doing what I do every Friday night: TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!"

-- oh wait, erase that, rewind, go back to the first one.
Thank you.


… sitting in one of the few remaining non-yuppie/suburban-tourist greater Wicker Park-area locales.
Not that I'm prejudicial towards yuppies and tourists. I have other more importing things to hate, like certain politicians.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I get all misty.

I'm frequently mistaken for God's gift to women, or for maybe a comedian.

I frequently fall asleep fully dressed. Drooling.

I'm actually secretly famous.

You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
… if you can handle the constant satisfaction and ecstasy borne out of knowing ME …


… BUT . . . can you handle "The Wow"?