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28 F Phoenix, AZ

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 23–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:53pm
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Scorpio, and it matters a lot
Working on space camp
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Answer to the question why are you on a dating site if you aren't looking to get married or get laid? I do what I wanna do and that is why "friends" is listed as an option. I've met a lot of people on here. Some turned into more and some not. I've been in phoenix ten years and have found that its not that easy to meet people. My life consists of work, gym repeat.

I feel it's very necessary to be upfront. A lot of people read my profile and think that maybe it's code or they will change my mind. If you are someone who travels, works a lot, or who isn't looking for something serious and wants a friend to do things with or hang out with on occasion that's me. If you are looking to get married, or something uber serious that is not on my plate of offerings. I make a really awesome friend.

If you sincerely want to talk to me send something thought out. Hi, you're sexy and other bullshit messages won't be answered. If we aren't compatible I won't answer. It's not personal. I tried being nice and responding to all of messages and it didn't go well so I'll only be responding if I'm interested.

I'm extremely open-minded, like to laugh, but beyond the sweet face I have a very dominant personality. I'm an INFJ and a double Scorpio with an Aries moon. I have no use for fakes and flakes and enjoy spending time with guys usually because they are more real. But I would really like to find some down to earth females as well. I'm told I have a dude personality. By Myers Briggs standards my personality is 1% of the percentile. I am not everyone's cup of tea. Most people either love me or hate me and truthfully I hate most people. Because let's be real, people suck. However there are a few needles in the haystack. I'm looking for needles. Preferably sparkly ones.

I enjoy travel. I love the ocean. I just like getting out and about. Movies, music, comedy clubs, nature. I like to just do different things. I also just like to hang out and do nothing. What I don't want to do: workout with you, or go hiking. These seem like the go to's. I love walking on trails up in Sedona or flag but I'm not the mountain scaler type. I like lush greenness, animals, flora. The desert looks like dirt and I try not to see it as much as possible. I'm from newport RI and I spend most of the time thinking about being OUT of Phoenix.

My body is my temple and I do not have casual sexual encounters. It is far more likely you will gain access to a friendship than to my body. I am not casual in my relationships, sexual or otherwise. My interest in anyone is about as a rare as a unicorn and please don't mistake love, emotional investment or friendship for meaning I want to have sex with you. They are not interchangeable in my world and I am quite capable of loving someone and not having a sexual relationship.

I prefer getting to know people face to face or over text or social media rather than trying to gauge them based on a few paragraphs. So if you are open to social networking, texts, coffees and friends cool. If not....get outta here kid ya bother me.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm at a strange place. I'm starting over and trying to find my life's work. I've seen highs lows and everything in between. I'm at a place where I know what is truely important and rather than go through the motions like most I have a higher calling. I'm bowing to that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being me! There is no one better at that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My little pony princess hair. At least that's what I tell myself. I like to envision people seeing me for the first time and me glowing with an ethereal aura, my mane dancing in the breeze like a glittering unicorn (with dreamweaver playing in the background).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: A lot of what I read is new agey, self help sort've stuff. I like to learn.

Movies: I either like to laugh or be deeply moved. A few favorites: Donnie Darko, Princess Bride, Anchorman, What Dreams May Come, Napoleon Dynamite, Office Space.

Music: pretty into edm at the moment. I have quite the eclectic taste. Scrolling through my playlist you'd find: Dido, Coldplay, Sia, Duncan Shiek, but you'd also find Incubus, Alice in Chains, Pantera, Hatebreed, and Lamb of God. I have to be in the right mood for the hard stuff. I used to be more into it but I'm mellowing out in my old age. HA! Jokes.

Food: I eat very healthy. No gluten or wheat. I try to stay away from processed foods and sugars. My diet is very strict and eating well is part of my lifestyle. Going out to eat is not my thing really since my diet is so strict but on occasion it's nice.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love, Coffee, and Cuddles
Clean water and healthy food
Truth and humor.
Nature, exercise and music
Clean air and ocean
My 55" led LCD TV and my gaming consoles.

That's right, more than 6. What I CAN do without...rules.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Where in the world is Waldo?

If a tree falls in the woods does it really make a sound?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why do hotdogs come in package of ten, but buns come in packages of eight?

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably hanging out at home gaming or watching a movie. I'm bored as hell.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My age on my profile is bs. Age is just a number and its really irrelevant. Besides it's asking in human years. Also not relevant.
You should message me if
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You are really really ridiculously good looking, are kind of a big deal and have many leather bound books.