Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


38 F Phoenix, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:59pm
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Not at all
Scorpio, and it matters a lot
Working on space camp
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Looking for positive, happy, upbeat people to do activities with. My tests and questions probably tell you more than my profile would.
What I’m doing with my life
Living life on the fringes of normalcy.
I’m really good at
Being me! There is no one better at that.
The first things people usually notice about me
My little pony princess hair. At least that's what I tell myself. I like to envision people seeing me for the first time and me glowing with an ethereal aura, my mane dancing in the breeze like a glittering unicorn (with dreamweaver playing in the background).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: A lot of what I read is new agey, self help sort've stuff. I like to learn.

Movies: I either like to laugh or be deeply moved. A few favorites: Donnie Darko, Princess Bride, Anchorman, What Dreams May Come, Napoleon Dynamite, Office Space.

Music: pretty into dubstep at the moment. I have quite the eclectic taste. Scrolling through my ipod you'd find: Dido, Coldplay, Sia, Duncan Shiek, but you'd also find Incubus, Alice in Chains, Pantera, Hatebreed, and Lamb of God. I have to be in the right mood for the hard stuff. I used to be more into it but I'm mellowing out in my old age. HA! Jokes.

Food: I eat very healthy. No gluten or wheat. I try to stay away from processed foods and sugars. And for as tiny as I am I eat quite often. Kind've an ongoing joke among friends and family. I love steak, and sushi. I enjoy eating and eating well is part of my lifestyle.
The six things I could never do without
Love, Coffee, and Cuddles
Clean water and healthy food
Truth and humor.
Nature, exercise and music
Clean air and ocean
My 55" led LCD TV and my gaming consoles.

That's right, more than 6. What I CAN do without...rules.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Where in the world is Waldo?

If a tree falls in the woods does it really make a sound?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why do hotdogs come in package of ten, but buns come in packages of eight?

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
On a typical Friday night I am
Running amuck. Amuck, amuck, amuck.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You don't just give out the key to Pandora's box. It must be earned.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 23–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Do not message me if you are looking for casual sex. I will expect you to verify that you are who you say you are before I invest any time or consider meeting you. And I don't respond to messages like "hi" or "you're sexy" or cut and paste deals. So have something worthwhile to say if you expect a response.

Romantically I usually prefer taller guys who are in shape. I am attracted to more athletic builds. And yes a pretty face. Physical chemistry is important. A sense of humor and a personality are required. No matter how hot you are if you are dumb as a brick and can't carry on an intelligent conversation that totally kills my lady wood. I crave spiritually enlightened souls and love deep conversation about anything from theology to astrology.

I'm looking for someone who maintains a healthy lifestyle. I am looking for someone who has similar likes and values. You need to be financially and emotionally stable and have your life in order. I am looking for someone who is honest, kind, caring, open minded, with a good sense of humor..

If I don't respond to your message but I looked at your profile it simply means we aren't compatible. I have specific expectations and I am no longer responding to people unless I actually want to meet them. Please don't take it personal.