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Rsspace

26 / M / straight / Single

Columbia Station, Ohio

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Athletic
Looking For
New friends, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aquarius and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
Kids
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am Deadpan, Intelligent, and Absurd.

My Self-Summary

I have a very dry, sarcastic, absurd sense of humor, but its always light-hearted and fun. If I can make a reference to Arrested Development or Harry Potter I will, I'm always betting that just one person will get it.

I love Bill Murry, John Hodgman, Tina Fey, Demitri Martin, Stella, Arrested Development, Harry Potter, Pushing Daisies, Amilie, Johnny Depp, Lewis Carroll, stuff like that.

Satirical Amazon reviews on worthless stuff are some of the most absolute funniest things in my world.
Macho Man Randy Savage's Rap CD
Three Wolf Moon Shirt
Wattgate 381
Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz

I love anything that looks old and vintage, like a churches stained glass windows, to cars and photographs. I also love my subscription to Dwell.

Lets just say the blog\book " Stuff White People Like" fits me VERY well.

That is all.

What I’m doing with my life

Reestablishing a career in IT after I took it in a bad direction (aka: fixing the last 3yrs of my life [not drugs or anything, just a dumb-ass career move]).

I’m really good at

Fixing things.

The first things people usually notice about me

Lol, I've got a few compliments about my jaw of all things.

Someone told me that I'm a mix of Owen Wilson and Steve Carell

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

TV: Arrested Development, The Daily Show, Lost, House, 24, Pushing Daisies, Scrubs, The Office, 30 rock (I LUV Tina Fey), The Colbert Report, Stella, Kids in the Hall, Strangers w/Candy, X-Files, Millennium, Appliance Direct Infomercials, 80's cartoons, Southpark

Movies: Anything by Wes Anderson (Rushmore is my fav), Harry Potter, Amile, Strange Days, Blade Runner, James Bond, Bourne, LOTR, District B13, Dr. Strangelove, 2001, THX 1138, Andromeda Strain, The Matrix, Tim Burton & Johnny Depp movies (Edward Scissorhands).

Music: David Gray (White Ladder/Lost Songs are the BEST Albums ever made) and he is amazing to see live, Rufus Wainwright (Want One is the 2nd best album made), Our Lady Peace (before they sold out to Bob Rock), Dolorean, Aqualung, Fiona Apple, Damien Rice, The Flaming Lips, Coldplay (Up until X&Y), The Cardigans, The Wallflowers, Jakob Dylan, Beck, Nick Drake, Silversun Pickups, Hot Chip, The Streets, Led Zepplin, Moist, David Usher, The Tea Party, Swollen Members, Jurassic 5, Chevelle, Audioslave, RATM, Tom Morello's solo's in any song, Tupac, Gangstarr, Queens of the Stone Age, Dave Brubeck, Dexter Gordon, Beethoven (Moonlight Sonata is my fav), I wish I knew more about Opera, and just about everything else-well, country, eh, not so much.

Books: 1984, The Prophet, The Age of Spiritual Machines, All the Harry Potters, The Singularity is Near, Areas of My Expertise (by John Hodgeman of the Apple vs PC commercials), Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, The Great Gatsby, god is not Great, The God Delusion, Stuff White People Like, Microsoft Press is the best!

Radio: This American Life.

The six things I could never do without

My Endless Optimism, Family, A computer w/net, Stout beer, My library, Tools, My Motorcycle (7, I know)

I spend a lot of time thinking about

I just got my copy of "The Myth of Sisyphus" by Albert Camus, so I've been trying to wrap my head around that.

On a typical Friday night I am

Well, I'll prob be spending it with my new Verizon Droid. Maybe I don't need this dating site after all.

Otherwise: Prob shaking from a coffee OD, or organizing my collection of David Gray concerts (thank you archive.org!).

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm perfectly capable of living as a recluse.

The most unfortunate thing:
I lived in Fl for two years :(

You should message me if

You:
Like conversations about Arrested Development, Harry Potter, politics, religion, music, bob loblaw.

Like traveling, 4wheeling, paintball, etc.

You can put up with my delusions of grandeur.

Oh, and you're on the thin side.