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RubberDuckyMan

43 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:30am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I love bacon, chocolate chip cookies, flat-front pants, crisp suits, unstarched shirts, cool shoes, art that provokes a reaction, a clean car, boating on Lake Travis, kites, the feel of my dog cuddled up against me, texting, Lagunitas IPA, Maker's manhattans, old Texas swing, Willie before his singing got lazy, homemade BBQ sauce, grilled broccoli, lemongrass, the light fixtures at Second Street Kitchen, smooth skin, cold clean sheets, salt water pools, composting, rain barrels, the small of a woman's back, long legs, large bar tabs, tipping well, the smell of frost, toast, cinnamon, Meyer lemons, the bounce of new tennis balls, hiking the Greenbelt, active volcanoes and mocking Alex Jones' affected, money-making paranoia.

I oppose condiments. Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil.

Cowboy boots have magical powers.

In a long-term, poly relationship with purplefunpuppy.
What I’m doing with my life
Spending it in Xanadu, where time stops and the magic never ends.
I’m really good at
Building things. Spelling. Syntax. Words with Friends. Kissing.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I remind them of them someone. Or my calves.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I listen to bands that haven't even formed yet. Besides them, there's:

Jack White
UNKLE
Wilco
Girlfriend in a Coma
Arcade Fire
Broken Social Scene
Jayhawks
MC5

Movies:
The most formative movie of my life is Citizen Kane.

Books:
David Sedaris. Hunter S. Thompson. Camus. Ron Carlson. Nate Silver. Anything not written by Malcolm Gladwell.
The six things I could never do without
If I could just get my time machine out of the shop, I wouldn't need much else.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to scrapbook bacon.
On a typical Friday night I am
Conjugating (transitive and intransitive verbs).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hope Jenny McCarthy gets whooping cough.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you like Words with Friends. Or you like tall guys. Or you like frolicking on a boat on Lake Travis. Or you like tennis. Or cupcakes. Or puppies eating cupcakes.