I love bacon, chocolate chip cookies, flat-front pants, crisp
suits, unstarched shirts, cool shoes, art that provokes a reaction,
a clean car, boating on Lake Travis, kites, the feel of my dog
cuddled up against me, texting, Lagunitas IPA, Maker's manhattans,
old Texas swing, Willie before his singing got lazy, homemade BBQ
sauce, grilled broccoli, lemongrass, the light fixtures at Second
Street Kitchen, smooth skin, cold clean sheets, salt water pools,
composting, rain barrels, the small of a woman's back, long legs,
large bar tabs, tipping well, the smell of frost, toast, cinnamon,
Meyer lemons, the bounce of new tennis balls, hiking the Greenbelt,
active volcanoes and mocking Alex Jones' affected, money-making
I oppose condiments. Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil.
Cowboy boots have magical powers.
In a long-term, poly relationship with purplefunpuppy