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Rubrickus

41 / M / straight / Single

Sunnyvale, California

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 9" (1.75m).
Body Type
—
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
Income
—
Kids
Likes children
Pets
—
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am witty, repetitive, and witty.

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My Self-Summary

Hello. It's very nice to meet the hypothetical you.

I am, first and foremost, the author of this profile. My interests include juggling, games, puzzles, science, math, language, recursion, and lists of interests. I used to play a lot of volleyball, but recently switched to tennis. My undergraduate degree is in Drawing, something which do far too rarely these days. I enjoy learning things. I once wrote the exact sentence you are currently reading.

What I’m doing with my life

I work for Apple, writing software to test other software. Sorry, I don't know why your hard drive is making that funny noise.

I used to juggle and perform comedy professionally, but those are now mostly relegated to hobbies. I play board games and computer games and occassionally mind games.

I’m really good at

Juggling, constructing clever word puzzles, playing go, making people laugh. I have a well-earned reputation as a smartass, but I try to be a kindly one.

The first things people usually notice about me

I am not an oat.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books (a tiny and semi-random subset): Watership Down, The Phantom Tollbooth, Last Chance to See, Billy Bathgate, most Richard Dawkins, Steven Pinker, and Martin Gardner. I read a great deal of nonfiction these days, mostly math and science with a bit of history thrown in.

Movies: Rushmore, Monsters Inc., Gandhi, Peasant's Quest

Music: Paul Simon, Dar Williams, Brett Dennen, The Who, Tom Waits, among many others. I'm a lyrics junkie.

Food: Chicken fried rice (spicy), peanut butter. I sometimes eat other things.

The six things I could never do without

1. Friends
2. A neck
3. Verbs
4. Laughter
6. The number five

I spend a lot of time thinking about

thinking

On a typical Friday night I am

5'9" tall, around 175 pounds, give or take.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

My friend Janet once stole an entire box of— oh, wait, you mean about me?

You should message me if

...you dare. Mwa-ha-ha-HAH-HAH-HAHHH!!!

Oh, or if I seem like someone you would like.

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