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RubyWednesday20

22 New York, NY Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is the hardest part of the profile, I think. Pressure! I'm easy-going and non-judgmental. Phew, glad this section is done.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going to school, (creative writing major, woo-woo), staying in the honors program, writing, and watching Jimmy Fallon hashtags. They're great.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can always make someone laugh when they're down in the dumps. (didn't that make you laugh?) Also: writing, listening, acting, making faces, speaking in weird voices, and sarcasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physically, my hair is the first noticeable attribute. Personality, my sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Bell Jar, The Hours, Catcher in the Rye, To Kill a Mockingbird, Olive Kitteridge, The Marrow of Tradition,

Movies: Bringing up Baby, Superbad, Little Miss Sunshine, The Fighter, Your Sister's Sister, Mao's Last Dancer, Best in Show, The Breakfast Club

Shows: THE OFFICE, parks and recreation, parenthood, bobs burgers, monk, modern family, will and grace, arrested development, freaks and geeks, and dance moms (Don't judge me about dance moms!)

Music: The Rolling Stones, Weezer, Vampire Weekend, Beyonce, Jay-z, Chuck Berry, Aretha Franklin, Cat Stevens, The Lonely Island

Food: ahhhhhh, yes
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The Office
2. Central Park
3. Arizona Iced Tea
4. Oscar Wilde
5. Amy Poehler
6. my friends/semi-colons. (You probably think that if my friends and semi-colons share a spot it means my friends don't mean a lot to me. But what it really means is semi-colons are very important).

Side note: (This isn't part of the the six things but I hope I'm still allowed to write it) I once wrote a paper where every other sentence had a semi-colon. I had to fix it. Even I was like, "Woah, that's a shitload of semi-colons."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Plays I want to write
-what I would say if I ran into a member of Saturday Night Live
-what I would say if I ran into Mike Birbiglia
-what I would say if I ran into Gloria Steinem
-how messed up it is that okcupid puts similar users on your page
-who the similar users on my page are
-how i can meet those ladies because they're probably super fun
-how I don't feel like getting up to pee
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either having a movie night or eating with friends, watching scandal on hulu or Aziz Ansari stand-up on netflix
You should message me if
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you're chill, have your priorities in order, and think the most important thing in life is laughing.