YOU MUST AT THE VERY LEAST TOLERATE CATS! No cats, no you.
I am Ruddy Kitty. I am a cure for optimism. This one time, I was born. I have been alive ever since. That was a true story, I was there, and I have pictures to prove it.
So anydangways, I'm an ISFP for those of you who care about the 16 character profile thing, although I come off as extroverted. I'm really not. For any bronies out there, I'm apparently Fluttershy (or most likely Sweetie Belle) when I act like Pinkie Pie. Get it? (Yes, I love My Little Pony, no I am not a pegasister, and yes I have been into it waaaaaaay longer than you have even probably been alive.)
I'm a pansexual woman, meaning gender does not matter to me (including transgenders!) in a relationship. What really matters to me is you and how we get along together. I am also an artist, 29 years old, and -currently- unemployed but actively looking! I'm also a college graduate for graphic design and 2D and 3D animation as my majors with a minor in character design.
If you'd like to take a peek at my artwork: http://ruddykitty.deviantart.com
I am also the owner and head admin of a successful yaoi roleplaying forum.
In my free time, I play video games, do artwork, take care of/play with our 3 cats and 3 chihuahuas, listen to music, regularly talk to my awesome friends on the phone or most likely Skype, and play/collect the Pokemon Trading Card Game. Otherwise I am spending time with my family or looking for a job.
Also I am maintaining and paying for the yaoi roleplaying site I took over. I guess that counts for something.
As of current, I've started Weight Watchers and am working on losing weight. I've been very successful so far and I hope to keep on losing! I've lost over 25 pounds so far!
Other than that, people never fail to notice how short I am. I know, you don't have to point it out. Thanks.
Movies: The Prince of Egypt, Aladdin, anything Studio Ghibli/Hayao Miyazaki, Frozen, Halloween, The Lion King, Mulan, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, A Goofy Movie
Television: Everybody Loves Raymond, The Fresh Prince of Belair, Superjail!, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, American Dad, Oblongs, Metalocalypse, China IL, King of the Hill, The Simpsons, South Park, Bob's Burgers, Futurama, The Misadventures of Flapjack, Spongebob Squarepants, Chowder, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Ungle Grandpa, Fairly Odd Parents, My Little Pony, Ren and Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life, Card Captors, Invader Zim, Digimon, Pokemon, Monster Rancher, Double Dare, Figure It Out, Ink Master, Chopped, Tattoo Nightmares, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Jerry Springer, The Osbournes, Wonder Showzen, What Not To Wear, Family Feud, Hoarders and Hoarding: Buried Alive, Hardcore Pawn, Obsessed and My Strange Addiction, Paranormal State, Oddities, World's Dumbest..., Impractical Jokers
Music: Porcupine Tree, Blackfield, Steven Wilson, Dream Theater, Primus, The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Les Claypool, The Mars Volta, Sting, The Police, Tom Petty, Enya, Pink Floyd, Gogol Bordello, Tool, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath, Michael Jackson, Enigma, Radiohead, O.S.I., Riverside, Buckethead, That 1 Guy, David Bowie, Blue Man Group, Earth Wind and Fire, BeeGees, Eiffle 65, Kiss, Aqua, Benny Lava, Men At Work, Incubus, Paul McCartney, Ayreon, Therion, The Moody Blues, Symphony X, The Zombies, Spice Girls, Frank Zappa, Ottmar Liebert, The Cars, The Corrs, Ace of Base, Dido, Rick Astley (lol), Alan Parsons Project, Cab Calloway, Bigelf, Queen, Renaissance, Chevelle, Evanescence, Prince, Lacuna Coil and too many to list after that....
RANDOM FAVORITE THINGS: Pokemon, Digimon, Monster Rancher, Card Captors, Hello Kitty, My Little Pony, designer toys, vintage black halloween cats, roleplaying, drawing, art, writing, videogames, internet, youtube poops, 2D and 3D animation, cats, animals, parakeets, rats, hamsters, gerbils, bunnies/rabbits, deer and anything with antlers basically, stars, koi fish, the color purple (not the movie, but the movie was good too), Lisa Frank stuff, Unicorns/Pegasi/Alicorns, glitter, make up, rainbows, sushi, Mexican food, the cheshire cat, sarcasm, talking on the phone, dressing up, cuddling up with pets and being all warm and falling alseep, wondering if anyone is actually reading all of this, animal pelts/bones/totems, skulls, death, life after death, candles, incense, pictures that make you go WTF?!, different cultures, different religions and beliefs, paranormal activities of all kinds, mythical and unexplained creatures, Ripley's Believe It Or Not, jewelry, the 80's, the 90's, caffeine, Sonic the Hedgehog, Mario, The Legend of Zelda, Dark Cloud, Bloody Roar, vintage video games, stuffed animals, true crime and serial killers, Carlos Mencia, Jim Gaffigan, Lewis Black, counterfeit Pokemon items, learning about physical/emotional/mental medical conditions, Monopoly, Sorry!, Trouble, Candy Land, Connect Four, when cats tuck their arms and legs underneath them and look limbless, chihuahuas, pugs, obscure music/movies/cartoons/toys, Beanie Babies, Benny Lava, having long and important conversations, laughing so hard you start crying, TOO MUCH TO WRITE...
JUST KIDDING! HAHAHAH...haha ...hah. No I'm just sitting at home busting my ass on homework/the forum I own/doing art/ just chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool... OR hanging with mah homies.
-Can spell better than a 4th grader ("hi how r u lololol u r vry purdy" will make me punch you)
-Have the physical appearance of "slim", "curvy/full figured", or "pudgy/overweight" to a point. I'm a fat sack of shit myself, so who am I to judge others too harshly? Real bitches should have PAUNCH. Do not be afraid of the paunch, rather embrace it and be like fuck you, I'm fat and I'm proud!
-Survive through at least ONE episode of Wonder Showzen and find it hilarious without being the least bit offended.
-You've read my ENTIRE PROFILE THOROUGHLY.
-The most important thing: YOU MUST AT THE VERY LEAST TOLERATE CATS! No cats, no you.
Also if you are looking for just sex and/or you have/want children, you can hit the back button on your browser.