YOU MUST AT THE VERY LEAST TOLERATE CATS! No cats, no you.
I am Ruddy Kitty. I am a cure for optimism. This one time, I was born. I have been alive ever since. That was a true story, I was there, and I have pictures to prove it.
Okay but for serious. I am a 27 year old pansexual female artist. I am currently attending community college to major in graphic design and 2D and 3D animation and graphics to be able to design my own video game characters or other characters for cartoons, movies, whatevah... Yeah, I am so cool, I know. Go see my artwork! Ruddy Kitty's artwork of amazing magical rainbow sprinkle cupcakes and epic proportions IN YOUR FACE at Deviantart.com Enjoy!
I have also taken over ownership of a VERY successful yaoi roleplaying forum that has been flourishing even more since I came along. (Don't know what yaoi is? Google works.) So my job is to deal with the 3,500+ members we have, technical bullshit, upholding laws and punishing those who want to break the rules (which thankfully doesn't happen hardly at all...), and of course roleplaying.
In my free time I play video games, draw, do art with pretty much every medium in the universe, talk on the phone with my friends who I desperately cling on to every day of my life to maintain what little sanity I have left (which is implying I ever had sanity to begin with), read, write, roleplay, molest and harass animals with hugs and kisses, tend to my yaoi roleplaying forum, and sometimes when I am bored I build entire websites from scratch. I also pretty much live on the computer because I obviously have no life, plus the majority of my school crap uses the computer. I leave the house occasionally so I can collect, play, and obsess over the Pokemon Trading Card Game (Pokemon TCG for short) and other Pokemon related paraphernalia with my friends at the official leagues and tournaments I regularly attend because I'M RETARDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay.
I should warn you on how incredibly over dramatic and over sarcastic I am. I rant about anything and everything... and I do mean anything and everything. My imagination knows absolutely ZERO boundaries. None at all. Usually when people first meet me, they are completely overwhelmed by my mannerisms and speech and I actually scare them away. Most people tell me to "calm down" when I AM completely calm and just acting normal... for me, that is. People tend to see me as extremely hyper when I'm doing the most mundane of tasks. So if you intend to talk to me... just be prepared. And... when I warn others, they say "Oh, yeah, sure, I can handle it" and then later they have the same reaction as others.
SOME OTHER STUFF. I have two wives. We are not "actually married", however we are so close in friendship and spirit that nothing could ever tear us apart, therefore we are "married" ... also because we are dorks. My wives are Absentia and Nushaa, but they don't have accounts on here. I LUFF MAI WAIFIEZ!!!! I wear a wedding ring at all times to show my love and dedication to them. Hoo boy, I can feel the waves of your jealousy. I've never met my wives in real life until the summer of 2010, where I got to go out to Washington D.C. for 2 weeks to visit Absentia and be stupid with Pokemon and make SWEET LOVE no j/k but it was awesome. Nushaa is next, living in West Virginia... muahahaha. *rubs paws together cunningly*
I attend about 5 concerts a year. I have a large personal collection of ticket stubs and concert memorabilia. I cannot get enough music in my life, and my favorite band of forever and back is Porcupine Tree and anything else Steven Wilson related because he is amazingly awesome.
I love a wide variety of music. This includes: acid/ambient/classic/folk/funk/glam/gypsy punk/hard/medieval folk/progressive/psychedelic/soft rock, alternative/folk/funk/glam/heavy/neo-classical/power/progressive/symphonic metal, medieval/folk, classic/smooth jazz, blues, techno, chiptune, new age, disco, OLD R&B, europop, classical, some bluegrass, and cultural/world music.
I cannot stand rap or country. Oh, and NEW R&B, basically the stuff where it sounds exactly like rap which completely defeats the purpose. Oh god... I am killing myself just thinking about it. But overall I can listen to anything and I guess you can say I'm very broad in my music tastes. There is very little I don't like, actually.
OTHER THAN THAT... I have 4 cats and 4 chihuahuas. Chihuahuas are not very smart, by the way, just in case you didn't know that. I love them all regardless of how stinky and dumb my pets are, because they are my babies and they share the bed with me every night.
Oh yeah, I guess you could possibly classify me as a furry although I really do not feel that is true. I've done an assload of soul-searching, meditation, prayer, etc. and believe more in past lives/animal soul stuff or therianthropy. It is a spiritual thing, not "furry cosplaying and weird porn of shit nobody cares about", and something I truly believe in. Most of the furry stuff I can do without, but some of my best friends are furries. Don't really care either way. I see myself as a cat (as well as draw and view myself in situations as a cat), a specific cat with specific markings that is the size of a normal household cat, with just a few other abilities because I thought they were amusing. The end. If you'd like to know more about my ~*~spiritual fur faggotry*~*~ don't be afraid to talk to me. But feel free to call me a furry. I won't get offended. Hence the nickname Ruddy Kitty, which I'd actually prefer you use or just "Ruddy" or "Kitty". (By the way, it's pronounced RUH-DEE, not ROO-DEE. Ruddy is a COLOR and has two D's, Rudy is a name with only one D.) Call me ROO-DEE and I will punch you so fucking hard in the mouth your teeth will be coming out of your butthole.
If you have read this far, I congratulate you on your patience, although you probably had to start the consumption of alcohol/medication/bleach after like... 2 sentences. Yippie!