Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hmmm, well hello there everyone. How are you all doing?
A bit about myself
-I am THE night owl. It's not that I want to stay up until 4 a.m.,
it's that my body isn't giving me another option.
-I'm a fan of comedians, so beware of my horribly dull wit.
-My homeland is the internet and sarcasm is my first
-I may come off as kind and polite. This is all a ruse to confuse
people. The moment I start caring for you is when I start acting
like a jerk.
-I like philosophy and worldly truths. It's cool to learn the
secrets of the universe, you know?
-I swear in person. A lot. I can usually avoid it when it's
absolutely necessary, but when I'm relaxed and with good company I
can sound more like Jay than Silent Bob.
-I share my birthday with my favorite author. Guess right and I'll
give you a cookie. :)
-I'm a geek. Not the cool, modern geek thing that's going around
now. I like video games, anime, and can play 4 non pop instruments.
I like the arts, I was picked on in school and I wasn't popular, at
least in a good way.Can't handle that? That's cool, there's plenty
of other guys on the site. Still here? Rather impressed that
someone actually read the damn thing.
Now that that's out of the way, I'd say the best way to describe
myself is an old soul lost in modern times. I tend to stay quiet
unless I bring up conversation myself, or know a lot about the
subject matter. I'm kind of a relaxed individual, but I do have
some direction and know where I want to go in life.
I suppose I'm looking for a sweet girl. Someone I look up to says
"The only girl worth fighting for doesn't move your hips, but your
heart." I'd like her to have a sense of humor, have a bit of fire
in her so we can both have fun and keep my stupid ass in line, and
be able to find that acceptable time to be immature when it's time
for fun, and mature when it's time for business.
I'm here for something real, so if you're looking through these
pages for your flavor of the month, you should look somewhere else.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now, I'm just working and getting my life in order a bit.
Hoping to get back in school soon once I have a decent wage, but I
can't say exactly when that'll happen.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Video games? Music? Art? Good is much to relative when trying to
compare to the vast schema of this floating blue ball of ours.
Though recently I've been learning the kendama.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that I'm ginger. Or at least that's what I think they notice
about me. Don't find myself to be the paranoid type and ask people
this type of thing hahaha.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A big list that I would rather not try to recall and type here.
Let's just say it's both eclectic and eccentric. Plus we can
actually save this stuff for conversations, ya know?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends and family- They shaped me into who I am today.
Food for thought- Something to keep my brain busy so it doesn't try
to destroy the world.
Music- It's brought me over to the arts, for better or worse.
Illusion- for without it we cannot think of a better reality, let
alone create one
Corn Dogs-Seriously, who doesn't love those?
Humor- Nothing has given me as much mirth and vicariously given me
insight to another's perspective.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Why I talk to
myself at 1 a.m. almost like a ritual I have no control over. Why
people make drama over stupid things. Why the personality tab is
trying to make me sound like the second coming of Ghandi and how
they define what "pure" is. You know, regular life stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either working, doing something with friends, or possibly just
playing some music thinking to myself "Why am I so bad at this?"
Though lately it's been mostly work since I work nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't know. I'm usually pretty open, so you can ask me anything.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You look for the fun in the moment.
You look for the good in people.
You look for the opportunity in your life.
And you actually can have a conversation. I'm fine sending the
first message and all, but if I'm only getting 1-4 word responses,
I'm just going to get bored and assume you don't care or are
interested. Rather just save us both time.
Oh, and it helps if you have sense of humor.
Who are you looking for?
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