I've got a couple tattoos and I'm gonna get more eventually. My hair is blond without an e. I enjoy the color purple, but it doesn't have shit on green. I'm not interested in sports, but I'm getting better at faking it (especially when I'm drunk) with each passing season. I can't swim at all. You might think that really limits my life experiences, but I'm not a fish. So it really doesn't affect me.
This is more difficult than it should be.
I'm a really nice guy with a really horrible and distasteful sense of humor. I say fuck a lot. A LOT. My house might be haunted, and it also might not be. I can't really be sure. My biggest fears are bees, wasps, and any other sort of flying poison-filled hell beasts that were created for the sole purpose of putting fear into the hearts of men. I have the strangest dreams, but who doesn't?