Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Trying something new...again.
I can draw (well). I can sing (horribly). I can dance (like a worn
out stripper) . I am that dude.
I can never really describe myself without sounding like I'm full
of myself so just ask. I'm pretty sure I'll know an answer (not THE
answer) to any of your questions.
If you can't already tell, I'm a SF Giants fan so its safe to say I
luv baseball. Used to play baseball up until the injuries stacked
up against me to play competitively. I'm just getting into football
(49ers), basketball (Warriors), and footiball (Earthquakes). I do
like my hockey (Sharks) but only been able to watch via
I have a job. I'm usually pretty busy with the combination of
family and work and everything in between but will delegate my time
to what catches my interest.
What I’m doing with my life
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Making up THE worst and inappropriate jokes at all the wrong times.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Eyelashes. My perfect bubble butt. The fact I am one to rock a
beard like no ones business.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: ask and maybe I'll answer. I don't want the NSA to read this
and flag me. But here's a hint. Tucker Max.
Music: anything really. Just started to appreciate some country
music by going to a country western line dancing bar in l.a. so
that was interesting to say the least. All depends on my activity
and the mood. Man of steel theme song is currently overused on my
iPod when at the gym, JT when I'm feeling classy, daft punk when
I'm feeling lucky, new found glory/motion city
soundtrack/yellowcard/Rufio/maroon5 when I want to relive
T.v. : stay away from me if you enjoy the big bang theory. Or
don't. But just don't bring it up. I just don't get it or even want
to. Believe me I've already tried. Annnnd on to the shows I do
watch (warning: judge me and I'll mail you some monkey looking
feces to your doorstep. You may wonder where would I get such
specific type of feces. Don't worry. You'll find out if you judge
my television program preferences. And I digress.) Family guy, game
of thrones, true blood, glee, archer, Wilfred, the walking dead,
how I met your mother, Californication, the league, arrested
development, breaking bad, and so on and so forth.
Movies: just ask and I shall share. Me likey horror movies
(insidious, paranormal activity) and luv comedies (anchorman,
dodgeball, Shaun of the dead). Action/adventure/animation are still
preferred over the drama/sing-a-long/feel good recent Disney movies
(I'm looking at you dolphin tail or whatever it is called).
Big videogame player (when I get the chance to play) and big
YouTube fan: sourcefed, sourcefed nerd, Phillip defranco, hishe
(how it should have ended), colleghumor, funnyordie, after hours,
film state, two best friends play.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food family feces friends foreigners fantasyland
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When am I ever going to grow up. Never. Boobies. Whiskey. Movies.
Videogames. The meaning of the tags on matresses and couches. The
opposite sex. What can I do to not only put a smile on my face, but
others. But mainly me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually trying to find something new to eat at off the grid or
going out with some friends to whatever suits our taste of tgethe
evening. Nailed it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like Justin beiber's music. I don't like Justin beiber.
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