Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Figured it was time to freshen up my self summary so lets do it
infomercial style this time. Here we go... (clears throat)
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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am fortunate in that I have a career that I enjoy and that fits
my personality. That being said I have good days and bad like
everyone else. Besides my job I have a fairly carefree life that
allows me to enjoy life and explore new interests.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking to strangers, having intellectual conversations, fixing
things, guessing a song from the first few notes, appreciating
people for their differences and giving people nicknames.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I'm not a big reader ... but, Author Malcolm Gladwell or
something psychology related.
Movies: I'm not picky.
Shows: Whatever I click on after 30 minutes of looking around on
Music: I listen to a bit of everything and then after that I try to
find stuff that nobody is listening to... like this
Food: I'm not a picky eater... but, when I was young I was. :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
We can do without most things... so to prevent this from being a
list of things a person would want to have if trapped in the woods
or being in a "Walking Dead" situation I'll go with things I enjoy
when not trapped or running from the undead:
Company (Family & Friends)
I Pod (Music & Podcasts)
Beverage (Coffee & Good Beer)
Swiss Army Knife
Mornings when there is nothing to do... (Free Time)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I tend to think about random things. Might be some concept I read
in a book or heard in a podcast. Might be something I have to
finish at work or trying to remember a dream I had te other night.
I tend to have an active mind so it keeps me busy thinking about
all kinds of things.
Sometimes it's something fun I found on the internet... like
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I might be at a concert, or trying a new craft beer. Might be doing
laundry and watching a movie. Could be driving up north to visit my
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't tell people my middle name or B-Day to people. Just a quirk
You should message me if
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If you liked my profile and are still reading this... unless you
skipped all the way down here. If you skipped down here head back
up top and read it.
I hope you enjoyed my profile. I tried to make it fun while keeping
true to who I am.
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