Please, for the love of whatever, take the time to read this before messaging me. If you don't, I'm going to assume you're only messaging me because of my photos, and that doesn't put you in a positive light.
I took the time to elaborate and give detail on who I am because I want you to read this. If you expect me to take you seriously, or to even bother, you can at least take some time out of your ((probably)) boring day to get to know me before hitting on me.
I recommend reading this in a non-chalant, mellow, airy attitude with the idea of dry humor. That's my personality. Otherwise you're going to probably assume I'm being snarky or arrogant... When we know I really just don't care. I'm trying to save us time. Lol
I'm your best example of a wallflower.
Your best ideal for an introvert.
#1) I live in Pleasanton, TX -- Google this instead of asking.
#2) Sexual interests? -- the answer is automatically no.
"No" does not mean "yes" nor "try again later."
#3) I do not drive.
#4) If you have a problem with me, I do not care. I'd much rather sit and stuff my face with cake. And I hate cake. When it comes to an argument, I'll dance circles around you while looking for my "bucket full of fucks." I lost the ability to care a long time ago.
#5) If you think I have a personality problem, then in most instances, you probably have one yourself and shouldn't bother judging me. A low self-esteem is honestly the last thing I have.
Decided to rewrite my profile. I figured it made me seem too picky or angry, even though my mood is naturally mellow & modest, and often enough I'm very flexible with my decisions. But as you can see, every time I rewrite this, it's always the same. I have a very harsh view on life... but if you've experienced any of the problems I have, you should find it very easy to relate and maybe even humorous.
I redirect people to my profile on here because over the last few years I've literally spoken to hundreds of guys across the net and near my homestead, and I think you can understand I don't have the patience to explain myself time and time again. I'm tired of dealing with their drama and having to explain part of my life story, only to have them finally figure out that I'm not their type. I don't know if you will actually understand this, though.
First things first, if you are reading this or talking to me because you are sexually attracted to me (and that's all that fuels you to speak to me,) please leave this page and cease to talk to me.
When it comes to sexual satisfaction & gratification, I don't care, I don't want any part of it most of time. Don't even bother bringing it up unless I speak to you about it first. This does not mean to message me about it, like it's some retarded reversed psychology practice, as if "I want it because I say I don't." If you figure that, I'll take you for a fool. I'm more than happy with porn while in and out of a relationship.
When challenged, I will hardly ever back down from a dispute. By challenged, I'm referring to something that I feel strongly about and absolutely know that I'm not wrong. If you are the type of person to sit there and argue about everything or to try and cause problems because you're bored and want something to do, please do not message me.
With that being said, I avoid almost all confrontation unless it is through text (messaging.) I won't argue on the phone, I won't argue in person, or anything like that. If I have a problem, I'll politely speak to you or address it without causing further commotion. Anyone who does not I find to be extremely arrogant, rude, and obnoxious. If you cause a scene with me or have some type of emotional outburst, I won't be afraid to just walk out the door and maybe try again later.
I'm the kind of guy who almost ((almost, meaning, depending on who and why,)) always turns his phone off when leaving home to hang out with friends or to spend time with someone outside of my own home, or even if I have company over. I find it to be common courtesy. Have you even considered that idea for yourself? Now would be the time to question it. People are too attached to their phones and other material possessions. I understand that you get bored--but if you're on your phone immediately after you meet me and I'm trying to talk to you, it's really annoying. For long periods of time, that is. Don't take this too much to heart.
I'm honestly pretty picky when it comes to a person's intellect. At least, when it comes to grammar and spelling. I have a thing where if someone can write in complete sentences, spell correctly, and use most of the correct punctuation, it's almost a turn-on. And by that, I mean, it's a huge plus if I'm looking to be interested in them. Bluntly, if I see "u/ur" for "you/r" any other shortcut for words, I will most likely not respond or have any interest. You might look pretty, but that's just irritating to read. :/ Yeah, I know I sound arrogant, but Im just trying to keep this short without sugar coating anything, man.
This is especially important if you plan on speaking to me over text or online more often than not.
Let's see, here...
I'm tired of guys messaging, acting like I can shit out gas money and a car, and a job, and an education. If you don't understand that I don't have any of that, you need to re-read these last two sentences immediately. I can't work because of an issue with my lower back & my spinal cord; also possible scoliosis. If you don't know what scoliosis is, please look it up before assuming it's some form of contractable disease. No I'm not bedridden or paralyzed. I can get up and walk and do whatever needs to be done, but manual labor is generally impossible for my body.
In short, if you ever want to see me, there's a... VERY STRONG chance that you would have to pick me up, and rarely can I help support the gas. I'll do what I can, but I seriously can't promise anything. You've been warned. And no, I'm rarely ever in San Antonio; and when I am, I cannot come see you, because the only time I am in San Antonio is when someone else comes to pick me up to hang out with me.
If a 45~60 minute drive is too far for you to handle (if you live in the city,) then it looks like you're barking up the wrong tree once again. I know if I had a vehicle, I wouldn't even be home right now because there are a lot of interesting people I would want to meet who live upwards of 6 hours from here. If traveling distance is honestly a problem to you, my opinion is that you need to get some better ideals. If you're too lazy to drive, I'm too lazy to let you visit me or even consider talking to me. If you just lack the gas money, maybe we can work on it.
On the flipside, I rarely message anyone myself. If I do, consider yourself one of few I want to take time out of my day or attention span to care to do so. In the past, any time I had ever messaged someone, it just turns into something unwarranted or a nasty situation in general, so I try to avoid it now. Maybe I'm just asking for too much. But, eh.
If you're interested in Nintendo, Computers, or electronics in general, definitely major brownie points for you. It's rare I can find anyone to match wits with when it comes to this.
As for what I have written down, and why I'm able to, it's because of my past experiences with border-line full-retarded men (and women; women due to friendship, derp.) I'm pretty convinced I know what I'm looking for and what I expect a decent human being to be like. Be honest with me 100% of the time and consider my advice, and I don't see us having many problems.
This is all long and blah now, so I'll just stop.
P.S. -- don't ask why I don't have a job or why I'm not in school, it's probably the most annoying question you could ever ask me / one of my top pet peeves, aside from "What are you doing today?" which is always replied to with "Nothing different than yesterday."