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29 Sacramento, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 2
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Has a kid
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), French, Spanish, Japanese, German

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My self-summary
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I'm me, there's not much left to say. I enjoy lots of things, from reruns of old sitcoms like M.A.S.H.. and Star Trek, to video games, to water/snow skiing, and the occasional bar (it may be common, but the hole in the wall places are, and always will be, the best.) On average I probably find myself sitting around playing a game more often, but with the right person (or people), a night out on the town is so much better. I'm very lite hearted, sometimes frustratingly so maybe, but when the time calls for it, I tend to be very deep and insightful, show that I understand exponentially more than was assumed about me.

It's weird, I'm at Beale AFB, but I cant get the settings on my profile to reflect that... Erle? WTF? really? sooooooo anyway, thats settled now, I'll just leave this annotation, if you actually read this far, then I suppose you'll know.

I am Constitutional, Intelligent, and Wise
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
1.5 years of a 6 year contract with the Air Force.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being Paranoid... And developing romantic feelings for someone way sooner than I should... And getting 1/4 of a song stuck repeating in my head for hours upon hours.

~Making people laugh. I have an amazing and most hilarious sense of humor. Or so says one of my new friends (this was her edit)... I'm not entirely of a mind to disagree with her... :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My odd sense of humor maybe? Id like to think its a keen sense of intelligence behind my eyes... And for some reason almost all of my female friends have referred to me as a panda at least once... In fact I have a friend who nicknamed me that... I hope it's cos I'm adorable and cuddly! >^.^<.

~My aforementioned friend said it was my eyes. "It is definitely the eyes. She said that they were "smoldering" and oh so sexy! Check out the photos and see if you agree!". If you see this statement as an accurate representation of your opinion, please let me know... ;)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I feel everyone takes this section too lightly... They make tedious lists that don't really convey anything about who that person is, other than what they enjoy. I am going to rectify this by only giving the top 5 in each list, and why they are meaningful to me.

Pearl Jam - Wasted Reprise - I used to work at a prison as a correctional officer. The job was horrible, my town was small, and I was wasting away. I not only heard this song, but listened to it, and it inspired me. It inspired me to get up and go and look, to seek something worth having. To this end I joined the USAF. It hasn't been a upward spiral by any means, but I know that I've grown as a man, and more importantly, as a person.

Foo Fighters - Times Like These - I won't lie and say I've been extremely social all my life. I've always loved people but I honestly can't stand being around most of them. This song makes me feel bigger than life, but it also makes me feel grounded. It reminds me to open myself and love, no matter what the past may have held. It tells me that there's tomorrow and to make the most of it, and where you may have screwed up once, there will be a chance to make it right.

Lynard Skynard - Simple Man - If you've ever listened to this song, you know how spiritual and emotional it is. Every time I listen to this song, it reminds me that the best path to happiness is simplicity. More than that though, it's also a connection to my home (I'm originally from Ga.), and that in itself makes it worth its weight in gold.

Audioslave - Doesn't Remind Me - Hey, shit happens, and sometimes you just gotta take a break from said shit. While you're out there living your life, make sure you stay true to yourself, but also remember to just sit back and smell the roses. The world's a beautiful place, take it slow, and enjoy every little thing life has to offer.

The Smashing Pumpkins - Appels + Oranjes - Everything we know as fact can be turned upside down in an instant. It's personal experience for me. Eventually you learn to just walk on water, instead of trying to swim in it. Life is gonna throw you surprises, be prepared, and take it all in stride. Adaptability is one of the secrets to a happy life, and this song reminds me of that, in a sensual, artistic, way.

Movies -
SLC Punk - This is a great, albeit sad, movie. This movie touches on so many aspects of our culture, that anyone who DOESN'T take something life altering from it either is oblivious, or wasn't paying attention. It reminds me that life's too short to scoff at the world, and again, just be who you are, but also, be responsible, and probably most importantly, cherish those who are important to you.

My Neighbor Totoro - A absolutely charming, and extremely beautiful movie. Every time I watch it I'm filled with a childish wonder that I think is too oft forgotten in today's society. There is absolutely a time to be responsible. But there is also a time to dance, sing, and imagine that faeries flitter from flower to flower, and inside one special lamp a djinn waits to be awakened to grant wishes for a worthy master.

5 Centimeters Per Second - A inspirational romance with almost a film noir type feel to it. Love can be such a fleeting, fickle thing, but when we find someone who is truly special to us, we must hold on to them with every ounce of strength in our souls, or else we risk alienating ourselves from love forever.

The Princess Bride - Comedy, Romance, Wit... Masked Heroes... It's like they took all the things I enjoy and aspire towards, put them in a pot, mixed it up, and added Carry Elwes! It really dosn't get much better than this.

Kikis Delivery Service - A simple, yet elegant movie, the underlying theme is that when you believe in yourself and have courage anything at all is possible. It's something great to keep in mind, and to take to heart.

Television - Heroes and House are amazing, I love anime and I especially adore Hayao Miyazaki's films.

Games - Ok, I'll just throw it out there. I love video games. I also love card and board games, but not like I do video games. Do I expect someone to sit around and play games with me all the time... no. Do I expect someone to tolerate me sitting around playing games all the time... no. When I play, do I occasionally expect them to play games with me?... yes. In return will I be willing to (insert activity of choice here) with them?... Of Course! Relationships are a compromise. You can't expect me to do something you aren't willing to do yourself. I enjoy going to bars and clubs, skiing and swimming, so on and so forth, but I can enjoy all those things alone too. If you're not willing to do something you may or may not particularly enjoy, don't come to me and attempt to get me to do something I may or may not feel like doing at the time. I hope we have an understanding here.

Books - I actually really loved the Harry Potter, and Sword of Truth series, and I'm sad those are over. Enders Game, and the Shadow Series by Orson Scott Card was great, however the Ender Series itself was a bit too mature for light reading. Piers Anthony is my favorite author, and Robert Frost my favorite poet. I enjoy pretty much anything by Orson Scott Card, Lloyd Alexander, myths and epics (Beowulf, Gilgamesh, The Iliad, The Odyssey), and historic Christian literature (The Divine Comedy, Paradise Lost, Paradise Regained), and some classic literature, such as that by Alexander Dumas, and The Canterbury Tales, but not anything by Shakespeare, oddly. NOTE: I just added my favorite fairy tale to my journal it's The White Cat by Madame la Comtesse d'Aulnoy. Read it, it's pretty amazing (esp. all you Princess Bride fans out there!)

Food - I've been neglecting this for awhile now... Steak and Sushi. Love me some steak and/or sushi. Eating both in the same meal is like a orgasm for your mouth.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
hope, friends, music, games, knowledge that theres always tomorrow, Computer/Cellphone... rawr???
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life in general, and where mines heading. I don't know whats going on anymore, but I think I know more about myself. I know that I miss my friends more than I miss my family. I realized that when I joined the Air Force, I wanted to get away from my old life, and that now that I'm away from it, I want it back. People change, lives change, and I've changed, I can only hope, for the better...

I also wonder if my profile is too serious and/or long. I'm really a fun loving person, despite how I may have come off. I'm just trying to let everyone have a chance to understand me, and maybe help me understand myself a little more. :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either working, or trying to find something fun to do...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Don't know, I'll tell anything and be honest about it... just ask me something...

I will say though, I'm a very physical person, sex isn't a priority for me, but if you cant stand hugging, kissing, cuddling, and physical contact in general, I'm probably not the right person for you.

Please do note that this does not mean I am asexual. I have just as rambunctious a sex drive as any other guy my age, I assure you. I just have morals, and can keep my shit in my pants. I love sex, I just don't love meaningless sex.
You should message me if
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You like kittens... OR!

I took the time and initiative to message you first! It's not something I do often, but it seems as though no one can have the curteousy to at least write back saying "I'm not interested because..."... It's very aggravating... OR!

You don't mind a guy who's a little weird, who's a little geeky though not too extremely so... OR!

If you don't mind the fact that I'm in the military... OR!

if you want someone who gives 110% to whom they're with, and you would like to give that in return... OR!

And especially if you get this ---> /kis2.. OR!

If you fill all those conditions... In that scenario, I absolutely insist you message me... OR!

You are a zombie who needs decapitating, or are not a zombie, but may be interested in hiring a professional zombie hunter...